Simon Ansbro
@simonansbro.bsky.social
Part-time jockey……Full-time Government agent……
Every day a new low. There is no bottom.
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Every day a new low. There is no bottom.
In the works, a Richard Curtis style tragi-com based in the Ewood area of Blackburn: 'Two Abandonments and a Relegation'.
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
In the works, a Richard Curtis style tragi-com based in the Ewood area of Blackburn: 'Two Abandonments and a Relegation'.
Just got back from the game after a 'couple' of celebratory pints. Outstanding performance. Up the f'ing Blues !!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Just got back from the game after a 'couple' of celebratory pints. Outstanding performance. Up the f'ing Blues !!!!!
Well, appears that that little cameo from Adam Wharton has paid for the Venkys' Christmas party.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Well, appears that that little cameo from Adam Wharton has paid for the Venkys' Christmas party.
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The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.
Another great win, and performance to boot - particularly first half. May have come at a cost though with Toth, Sonny and Wharton looking like they'll miss Saturday's game v Rovers B.
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Another great win, and performance to boot - particularly first half. May have come at a cost though with Toth, Sonny and Wharton looking like they'll miss Saturday's game v Rovers B.
Thoughts on last night's game: I'm not sure the players could do anymore, and I'm not sure a different manager/coach would get anymore out of this group. Truth is, they're just not very good. Relegation a certainty #Rovers
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Thoughts on last night's game: I'm not sure the players could do anymore, and I'm not sure a different manager/coach would get anymore out of this group. Truth is, they're just not very good. Relegation a certainty #Rovers
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My nominations for Nobel Peace prize:
Donald Trump (Israel-Cambodia ceasefire)
JD Vance (Sofas)
Kemi Badenough ((Stamp Duty)
Robert Jenrick (Multiculturalism)
Alan Carr (Celebrity Traitors)
Mac & Katie Kissoon (Sugar Candy Kisses-great song)
Liz Truss (Moisture)
Erm
That’s
It.
Donald Trump (Israel-Cambodia ceasefire)
JD Vance (Sofas)
Kemi Badenough ((Stamp Duty)
Robert Jenrick (Multiculturalism)
Alan Carr (Celebrity Traitors)
Mac & Katie Kissoon (Sugar Candy Kisses-great song)
Liz Truss (Moisture)
Erm
That’s
It.
October 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
My nominations for Nobel Peace prize:
Donald Trump (Israel-Cambodia ceasefire)
JD Vance (Sofas)
Kemi Badenough ((Stamp Duty)
Robert Jenrick (Multiculturalism)
Alan Carr (Celebrity Traitors)
Mac & Katie Kissoon (Sugar Candy Kisses-great song)
Liz Truss (Moisture)
Erm
That’s
It.
Donald Trump (Israel-Cambodia ceasefire)
JD Vance (Sofas)
Kemi Badenough ((Stamp Duty)
Robert Jenrick (Multiculturalism)
Alan Carr (Celebrity Traitors)
Mac & Katie Kissoon (Sugar Candy Kisses-great song)
Liz Truss (Moisture)
Erm
That’s
It.
May 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
April 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Step brothers
April 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Step brothers
Charity FC strike again:
Plymouth ☑️
Stoke ☑️
Hull ☑️
Derby ☑️
I've not even included Oxford in that roll call of infamy. Utterly predictable #Rovers
Plymouth ☑️
Stoke ☑️
Hull ☑️
Derby ☑️
I've not even included Oxford in that roll call of infamy. Utterly predictable #Rovers
March 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Charity FC strike again:
Plymouth ☑️
Stoke ☑️
Hull ☑️
Derby ☑️
I've not even included Oxford in that roll call of infamy. Utterly predictable #Rovers
Plymouth ☑️
Stoke ☑️
Hull ☑️
Derby ☑️
I've not even included Oxford in that roll call of infamy. Utterly predictable #Rovers
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America has unwillingly embarked on an n=1 naturalistic study of effects of ketamine abuse + classical psychopathy in a man who "lacks the empathy gene" + possible bipolar disorder + the most obscene wealth in history + grandiose dumbassery.
In the co-president.
In the co-president.
March 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
America has unwillingly embarked on an n=1 naturalistic study of effects of ketamine abuse + classical psychopathy in a man who "lacks the empathy gene" + possible bipolar disorder + the most obscene wealth in history + grandiose dumbassery.
In the co-president.
In the co-president.
‘Where’s your suit’ is the kind of shit you come out with when you’ve run out of ammo in a high school debate. Man’s fighting a war not shitting in a gold toilet. Trump and Vance wear their shame in front of the world. Shocking
March 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
‘Where’s your suit’ is the kind of shit you come out with when you’ve run out of ammo in a high school debate. Man’s fighting a war not shitting in a gold toilet. Trump and Vance wear their shame in front of the world. Shocking
Not the worst performance I've ever soon, but 7 losses out of 11 in the league is worrying. In-fact, it's relegation form. Needs to improve quickly #Rovers
February 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Not the worst performance I've ever soon, but 7 losses out of 11 in the league is worrying. In-fact, it's relegation form. Needs to improve quickly #Rovers
Thought winning 4 aways on the spin would be as rare as rocking horse 💩 for Rovers. Turns out, it's not. In-fact, it was done as recently as last season under JDT (QPR, Millwall, Norwich, Stoke). Couple of home defeats squeezed in there though to ensure we didn't get too giddy #Rovers
December 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Thought winning 4 aways on the spin would be as rare as rocking horse 💩 for Rovers. Turns out, it's not. In-fact, it was done as recently as last season under JDT (QPR, Millwall, Norwich, Stoke). Couple of home defeats squeezed in there though to ensure we didn't get too giddy #Rovers
@fontainesdc.bsky.social superb last night in Manchester. Will today's football bring me crashing down to earth ? Probably 🤔 #Rovers
November 30, 2024 at 11:56 AM
@fontainesdc.bsky.social superb last night in Manchester. Will today's football bring me crashing down to earth ? Probably 🤔 #Rovers
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If you oppose NHS privatisation, please could you repost this and follow me? I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you!) 🌟🌟🌟
November 23, 2024 at 5:09 PM
If you oppose NHS privatisation, please could you repost this and follow me? I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you!) 🌟🌟🌟
November 23, 2024 at 11:30 AM