Simon Dale
@simoncdale.bsky.social
I sell wine
Overly enthusiastic about corkscrews
Overly enthusiastic about corkscrews
Bluey is actually outstanding
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Bluey is actually outstanding
Yeah he's proper handsome. Stupid little twat.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yeah he's proper handsome. Stupid little twat.
The main he he likes to do is sit in front of my keyboard and stop me working
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The main he he likes to do is sit in front of my keyboard and stop me working
My cat is my best mate but I'm pretty certain he feels a high level of indifference towards me, and that's fine. The strokes are there for him when he wants them
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My cat is my best mate but I'm pretty certain he feels a high level of indifference towards me, and that's fine. The strokes are there for him when he wants them
I like how you submitted one version, then decided to add the massive lie in the last sentence so sent it again.
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I like how you submitted one version, then decided to add the massive lie in the last sentence so sent it again.
Well I can't think of anyone who had a particularly good game. Missing chances doesn't mean we've played well to create those chances. 2 were gifted by ridiculous goalkeeping.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Well I can't think of anyone who had a particularly good game. Missing chances doesn't mean we've played well to create those chances. 2 were gifted by ridiculous goalkeeping.
Nice to see you enjoyed a few drinks there before typing this though. Fair play.
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Nice to see you enjoyed a few drinks there before typing this though. Fair play.
I'm still trying to work out my tactic. Might sleep on the sofa
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm still trying to work out my tactic. Might sleep on the sofa
Really really odd. He had the whole thing rehearsed.
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Really really odd. He had the whole thing rehearsed.
Every week! Not the same as live on a Saturday though
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every week! Not the same as live on a Saturday though
I still haven't forgiven the BBC for ditching Stereo Underground
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I still haven't forgiven the BBC for ditching Stereo Underground
Agreed. It's one of my golden rules.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Agreed. It's one of my golden rules.
Never trust a pub with a flat roof
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Never trust a pub with a flat roof
Syncler and Real Debrid
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Syncler and Real Debrid
I'm not angry or frightened.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm not angry or frightened.
Very hard to forget a bully, trust me
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Very hard to forget a bully, trust me
Taking a look at his profile it seems all he does is reply to posts. If real then it's a sad little life
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Taking a look at his profile it seems all he does is reply to posts. If real then it's a sad little life