Simon Curtis
@simoncurtis.bsky.social
8-BIT HEART (2024 REMASTER) now streaming🤖♥️
THE WITCHES OF SILVERLAKE now available wherever books are sold 🔮✨
THE WITCHES OF SILVERLAKE now available wherever books are sold 🔮✨
Who’s ready for new slut anthems?
September 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who’s ready for new slut anthems?
My personal AOTY. No other living artist is able to carve out pieces of her soul and weave them into songs that feel so universal, yet so intimately relatable it’s like having someone sing your own heart back to you. Kacey is a sorceress and this is her most powerful magic yet.
February 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My personal AOTY. No other living artist is able to carve out pieces of her soul and weave them into songs that feel so universal, yet so intimately relatable it’s like having someone sing your own heart back to you. Kacey is a sorceress and this is her most powerful magic yet.
Who’s going to give me my new years spankings
January 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Who’s going to give me my new years spankings
Robot Army reactivation 2025 incoming 🤖♥️
December 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Robot Army reactivation 2025 incoming 🤖♥️
I am the luckiest person on earth. So unceasingly grateful for the most incredible, dedicated fandom in independent pop.
December 4, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I am the luckiest person on earth. So unceasingly grateful for the most incredible, dedicated fandom in independent pop.
A tweet from @quintabrunson.bsky.social, with a quote tweet that made me choke on my water, retweeted into my timeline by @heyjaeee.bsky.social??
We are so back in ways we’ve never been so back before.
We are so back in ways we’ve never been so back before.
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
A tweet from @quintabrunson.bsky.social, with a quote tweet that made me choke on my water, retweeted into my timeline by @heyjaeee.bsky.social??
We are so back in ways we’ve never been so back before.
We are so back in ways we’ve never been so back before.
They’ve had this queen shellacked and petrified on stage for 12 hours now
November 16, 2024 at 5:08 AM
They’ve had this queen shellacked and petrified on stage for 12 hours now
My first album, 8-Bit Heart, was finally released this year, in its original form (minus a few samples), and if you’ve never listened to my music, it’s a great way to start 🤖♥️
open.spotify.com/album/4wQQMB...
open.spotify.com/album/4wQQMB...
November 14, 2024 at 7:27 PM
My first album, 8-Bit Heart, was finally released this year, in its original form (minus a few samples), and if you’ve never listened to my music, it’s a great way to start 🤖♥️
open.spotify.com/album/4wQQMB...
open.spotify.com/album/4wQQMB...
Behold, the shortlist for Secretary of State:
November 13, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Behold, the shortlist for Secretary of State:
The three oracles:
November 13, 2024 at 7:35 PM
The three oracles:
Feel like pure shit just want her back
November 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Feel like pure shit just want her back
Thumbelina sends her love
November 12, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Thumbelina sends her love
What a week (it’s Monday, Liz)
November 12, 2024 at 5:43 AM
What a week (it’s Monday, Liz)
Firmly believe that bringing this back could course correct the multiversal timeline of our existence as we know it
November 10, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Firmly believe that bringing this back could course correct the multiversal timeline of our existence as we know it
Do we do thirst traps here or we keeping it just thoughts and vibes
November 10, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Do we do thirst traps here or we keeping it just thoughts and vibes
an apartheid emerald mine trust fund turd who has no real degrees, is not a real physicist, engineer, or inventor—in any capacity—who has scammed the entire world by leveraging other people’s money to absorb other people’s innovation via hostile takeover. Deeply, insidiously, dumb.
July 1, 2023 at 11:18 PM
an apartheid emerald mine trust fund turd who has no real degrees, is not a real physicist, engineer, or inventor—in any capacity—who has scammed the entire world by leveraging other people’s money to absorb other people’s innovation via hostile takeover. Deeply, insidiously, dumb.
Ugly. Rotted. A sentient pool of curdled milk.
July 1, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Ugly. Rotted. A sentient pool of curdled milk.