chapeauxbysimone
@simonebernhard.bsky.social
Don't do chapeaux anymore but want to keep my friends from the bird site! Asheville NC
Also Mom very thoughtfully packed the huge to go container so I could take it with me. This went on for years.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Also Mom very thoughtfully packed the huge to go container so I could take it with me. This went on for years.
I always hated green bean casserole and my sister knew this. One year, she told my mom how much I loved green bean casserole so mom made extra and piled my plate with the stuff while my sister laughed her ass off, me cursing her under my breath the entire time.
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I always hated green bean casserole and my sister knew this. One year, she told my mom how much I loved green bean casserole so mom made extra and piled my plate with the stuff while my sister laughed her ass off, me cursing her under my breath the entire time.
I actually had to sing it at a wedding. We skipped the verse about rooftop bathing etc and changed some other lyrics… wtaf.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I actually had to sing it at a wedding. We skipped the verse about rooftop bathing etc and changed some other lyrics… wtaf.
We had this book when I was growing up and to my dismay my little sister insisted on it being bedtime reading when my crush was babysitting her. Should probably thank her because I bet he learned something
October 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We had this book when I was growing up and to my dismay my little sister insisted on it being bedtime reading when my crush was babysitting her. Should probably thank her because I bet he learned something
It’s definitely wearing her not the other way around
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It’s definitely wearing her not the other way around
Man I miss my Zune
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Man I miss my Zune
They look like about every other guy I went to high school with
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They look like about every other guy I went to high school with
Well the video disappeared. The upshot is that “liquified organza” has a coating of clear nylon threads on the surface that cause the mesmerizing effect 😮
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Well the video disappeared. The upshot is that “liquified organza” has a coating of clear nylon threads on the surface that cause the mesmerizing effect 😮
Dang it. I’ll try again later
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Dang it. I’ll try again later
Don’t forget the Chomp and Froglet updates as well as the erm…graphic health details. 💗
August 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Don’t forget the Chomp and Froglet updates as well as the erm…graphic health details. 💗
I’ve been out of the chapeau biz for a minute!!!
August 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve been out of the chapeau biz for a minute!!!
Actually I’m wrong I think that’s a polyester crinoline. Sinamay is made from straw and is more like a fine weave straw fabric. Synthetic crinolines replaced horsehair as manufacturers got up to speed with new materials
August 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Actually I’m wrong I think that’s a polyester crinoline. Sinamay is made from straw and is more like a fine weave straw fabric. Synthetic crinolines replaced horsehair as manufacturers got up to speed with new materials
That’s called sinamay, comes in all the colors and textures. This one is striped but you knew that already!
August 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That’s called sinamay, comes in all the colors and textures. This one is striped but you knew that already!
I like most of these headpieces, glad they are a feature!
August 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I like most of these headpieces, glad they are a feature!
It’s a fascinator I think, wouldn’t be allowed in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot but fine any other section. There’s now a new category called a hatinator, allowed with a minimum base diameter of 4 inches / 10cm.
August 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s a fascinator I think, wouldn’t be allowed in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot but fine any other section. There’s now a new category called a hatinator, allowed with a minimum base diameter of 4 inches / 10cm.