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Simon Finbow
@simonfinbow.bsky.social
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Spurs supporting, music loving middle aged father & Guitarist in Post Rock miserablists These Are End Times.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 50m
This was a staple in the family car in the 80s. Not heard it for over 40 years but I bet I still know every word!
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 1d
The Human League are now called the Betfred League.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 2d
Exactly. The whole article in the Guardian is hysterical.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 2d
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/o...
‘People screamed. Cried. Threw up’: 10 extraordinary life lessons from Ozzy Osbourne’s new memoir
The man who ended up smoking 30 cigars a day after trying to quit cigarettes also comes across in his book as level-headed, self-aware and savagely funny. Here’s what the late rock legend can teach us...
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 2d
You simply cannot beat an Ozzy story.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 2d
‘…..Starlings pecking at their bums,
In the skies the Falcons flying,
On the ground the mice are dying,
Oh lord yeah!’
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah, probably Pulp too to be fair.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 2d
Pretty much every band from the 90s who are still going.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 2d
I think the problem is ‘Urban Hymns’ became a template for the mediocrity spouted by your ‘guy and an Acoustic guitar’ brigade. I don’t think what he’s doing has changed so much as the landscape into which it’s released has.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 2d
That’s what my EDL neighbour called his son. It was going to be Brian but he wanted something more patriotic.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 3d
Bollocks Now!
Empire Strikes Bollocks.
Bollocks & I.
Bollocks Actually.
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Mick W @vannorden.bsky.social · 3d
All The Presidents Bollocks
Dog Bollocks Afternoon
BollocksFace
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 3d
Kramer VS Bollocks.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 3d
Kramer VS Bollocks.
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Mick W @vannorden.bsky.social · 3d
Bedknobs and Bollocks.
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👻🎃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Ni-Ghoul 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃👻 @nothinghuman.bsky.social · 3d
Some Sunday evening fun.

I’ll go first;

Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah, I think he’s mentally ‘downed tools’. Sounds to me like he’s effectively the world’s best paid hostage.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 3d
Apparently they have Tantric dinners that can last 18 hours or more.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 3d
I had the same when I lost my father. Hit me about 2 years later while I was out having a pint.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 3d
Really not a Spiderfan but could quite happily have this little fella as a pet!
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From the Weird community on Reddit: Jumping spider that looks like a wise old man
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 3d
Absolutely stunning goal from Philogene against Norwich!
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 3d
He’s absolutely unreal.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 4d
Are you a Tesco influencer now?
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, I agree. Seems like a solid fella. Now if only he’d try less hard.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 4d
One of the greatest half hours of comedy ever!
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 4d
Thanks for ‘reaching out’ is my particular favourite.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, Ian Wright definitely gets a pass.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 4d
If Cucurella was my son I’d still hate him.
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Simon Finbow @simonfinbow.bsky.social · 4d
Although Isak not scoring a single goal this season & Newcastle finishing above Liverpool would be hilarious.,
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