@simongladdish.bsky.social
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'I think I'll pee
Behind this tree
And if anyone should come
I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Behind this tree
And if anyone should come
I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
February 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
'I think I'll pee
Behind this tree
And if anyone should come
I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Behind this tree
And if anyone should come
I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'I think I'll pee
Behind this tree
And if anyone should come
I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Behind this tree
And if anyone should come
I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
February 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
'I think I'll pee
Behind this tree
And if anyone should come
I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Behind this tree
And if anyone should come
I'll pretend I'm deaf and dumb.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'These days the only thing that goes down on me is my laptop.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
'These days the only thing that goes down on me is my laptop.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
'These days the only thing that goes down on me is my laptop.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
'These days the only thing that goes down on me is my laptop.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
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The Americans are releasing plenty of photos of Prince Andrew purely to deflect attention from their own president and the British tabloids are lapping it up!
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Americans are releasing plenty of photos of Prince Andrew purely to deflect attention from their own president and the British tabloids are lapping it up!
The Americans are releasing plenty of photos of Prince Andrew purely to deflect attention from their own president and the British tabloids are lapping it up!
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Americans are releasing plenty of photos of Prince Andrew purely to deflect attention from their own president and the British tabloids are lapping it up!
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'They're finally buying British cars
From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars;
We've made no new ones since 2002
But don't tell them that, whatever you do.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars;
We've made no new ones since 2002
But don't tell them that, whatever you do.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 AM
'They're finally buying British cars
From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars;
We've made no new ones since 2002
But don't tell them that, whatever you do.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars;
We've made no new ones since 2002
But don't tell them that, whatever you do.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'They're finally buying British cars
From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars;
We've made no new ones since 2002
But don't tell them that, whatever you do.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars;
We've made no new ones since 2002
But don't tell them that, whatever you do.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 AM
'They're finally buying British cars
From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars;
We've made no new ones since 2002
But don't tell them that, whatever you do.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
From sleek Range Rovers to Jaguars;
We've made no new ones since 2002
But don't tell them that, whatever you do.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
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Accurate American prophet Brandon Biggs has predicted that Donald Trump will be assassinated soon. Let us hope that he's wrong.
January 28, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Accurate American prophet Brandon Biggs has predicted that Donald Trump will be assassinated soon. Let us hope that he's wrong.
Accurate American prophet Brandon Biggs has predicted that Donald Trump will be assassinated soon. Let us hope that he's wrong.
January 28, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Accurate American prophet Brandon Biggs has predicted that Donald Trump will be assassinated soon. Let us hope that he's wrong.
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'DEBATE
Did the Americans land on the moon?
I really don't know,
Besides, why must we rush to judgement
When it was merely half-a-century ago.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Did the Americans land on the moon?
I really don't know,
Besides, why must we rush to judgement
When it was merely half-a-century ago.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 AM
'DEBATE
Did the Americans land on the moon?
I really don't know,
Besides, why must we rush to judgement
When it was merely half-a-century ago.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Did the Americans land on the moon?
I really don't know,
Besides, why must we rush to judgement
When it was merely half-a-century ago.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'DEBATE
Did the Americans land on the moon?
I really don't know,
Besides, why must we rush to judgement
When it was merely half-a-century ago.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Did the Americans land on the moon?
I really don't know,
Besides, why must we rush to judgement
When it was merely half-a-century ago.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 AM
'DEBATE
Did the Americans land on the moon?
I really don't know,
Besides, why must we rush to judgement
When it was merely half-a-century ago.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Did the Americans land on the moon?
I really don't know,
Besides, why must we rush to judgement
When it was merely half-a-century ago.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'Janet Street-Porter
Starts her day with hot water
Which she reckons is a nifty
Way to reach one hundred and fifty
And in this I support her.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Starts her day with hot water
Which she reckons is a nifty
Way to reach one hundred and fifty
And in this I support her.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
'Janet Street-Porter
Starts her day with hot water
Which she reckons is a nifty
Way to reach one hundred and fifty
And in this I support her.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Starts her day with hot water
Which she reckons is a nifty
Way to reach one hundred and fifty
And in this I support her.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'Janet Street-Porter
Starts her day with hot water
Which she reckons is a nifty
Way to reach one hundred and fifty
And in this I support her.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Starts her day with hot water
Which she reckons is a nifty
Way to reach one hundred and fifty
And in this I support her.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
'Janet Street-Porter
Starts her day with hot water
Which she reckons is a nifty
Way to reach one hundred and fifty
And in this I support her.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Starts her day with hot water
Which she reckons is a nifty
Way to reach one hundred and fifty
And in this I support her.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
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My wife calls Trump's press secretary Bullshit Barbie.
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 AM
My wife calls Trump's press secretary Bullshit Barbie.
My wife calls Trump's press secretary Bullshit Barbie.
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 AM
My wife calls Trump's press secretary Bullshit Barbie.
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'Donald Trump
Is a bit of a git
And a massive lump
Of concentrated spit.'
Is a bit of a git
And a massive lump
Of concentrated spit.'
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 AM
'Donald Trump
Is a bit of a git
And a massive lump
Of concentrated spit.'
Is a bit of a git
And a massive lump
Of concentrated spit.'
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ICE = I Commit Executions.
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 25, 2026 at 8:34 AM
ICE = I Commit Executions.
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
ICE = I Commit Executions.
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 25, 2026 at 8:34 AM
ICE = I Commit Executions.
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'When Donald stuffs his Board of Peace
With recent War Criminals,
This takes Gaslighting
To a whole new level.'
With recent War Criminals,
This takes Gaslighting
To a whole new level.'
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
'When Donald stuffs his Board of Peace
With recent War Criminals,
This takes Gaslighting
To a whole new level.'
With recent War Criminals,
This takes Gaslighting
To a whole new level.'
'When Donald stuffs his Board of Peace
With recent War Criminals,
This takes Gaslighting
To a whole new level.'
With recent War Criminals,
This takes Gaslighting
To a whole new level.'
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
'When Donald stuffs his Board of Peace
With recent War Criminals,
This takes Gaslighting
To a whole new level.'
With recent War Criminals,
This takes Gaslighting
To a whole new level.'
'Donald Trump
Is a bit of a git
And a massive lump
Of concentrated spit.'
Is a bit of a git
And a massive lump
Of concentrated spit.'
January 24, 2026 at 9:23 AM
'Donald Trump
Is a bit of a git
And a massive lump
Of concentrated spit.'
Is a bit of a git
And a massive lump
Of concentrated spit.'
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'If Putin is the Beast from the East then Trump is the Pest from the West.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
'If Putin is the Beast from the East then Trump is the Pest from the West.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'Donald has anal incontinence
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 AM
'Donald has anal incontinence
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'It's a great photo of the moon
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 AM
'It's a great photo of the moon
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)