Simon Hammann
@simonhammann.bsky.social
Food scientist, Professor @ University of Hohenheim, Germany. Formerly Erlangen & Bristol. Lipids and lipid oxidation in food and archaeology, analytical chemistry. ORCID: 0000-0002-4311-7351
Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!
Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!
Mach kein Auge!
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Mach kein Auge!
Hour-ish each direction. Not great, not catastrophic
January 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Hour-ish each direction. Not great, not catastrophic
Ja sonst wirds nix!
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Ja sonst wirds nix!
Can't recommend, but that's just how it worked out today
January 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Can't recommend, but that's just how it worked out today
Achso ja, der Zug kam als andere ICE Generation als angekündigt oder Reservierungen gemacht wurden. Natürlich
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Achso ja, der Zug kam als andere ICE Generation als angekündigt oder Reservierungen gemacht wurden. Natürlich
Grüße aus dem Zug nach Berlin, vermutlich nicht deiner, den ich genommen habe nachdem mein ursprünglich geplanter Zug, wegen dem ich un 4:50 Uhr aufgestanden bin, in Stuttgart, wo er startete, schon eine Störung hatte.
January 12, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Grüße aus dem Zug nach Berlin, vermutlich nicht deiner, den ich genommen habe nachdem mein ursprünglich geplanter Zug, wegen dem ich un 4:50 Uhr aufgestanden bin, in Stuttgart, wo er startete, schon eine Störung hatte.
But those have *actual* value!! That's not on brand with my strategy
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 AM
But those have *actual* value!! That's not on brand with my strategy
Danke fürs Aufgreifen! Kleine (pedantische) Beschwerde: zwei M in Hammann und Lebensmittelchemiker, nicht Ernährungswissenschaftler :)
January 12, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Danke fürs Aufgreifen! Kleine (pedantische) Beschwerde: zwei M in Hammann und Lebensmittelchemiker, nicht Ernährungswissenschaftler :)
Sure, but there's significantly fewer people in my bedroom eating hard-boiled eggs at 8 am. I'm willing to pay quite the premium for that.
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Sure, but there's significantly fewer people in my bedroom eating hard-boiled eggs at 8 am. I'm willing to pay quite the premium for that.
Staff member explicitly made me collect on my last trip. I was baffled as well
January 12, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Staff member explicitly made me collect on my last trip. I was baffled as well
Liebe vergeht, Bahncard besteht
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Liebe vergeht, Bahncard besteht
Retirement plans in shambles
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Retirement plans in shambles
A real danger. We shouldn't stop to think if we should, just because we could.
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
A real danger. We shouldn't stop to think if we should, just because we could.
What's your body count?
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 AM
What's your body count?
And where do you meet these fellas??
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
And where do you meet these fellas??