Simon Landau
@simonlandau5.bsky.social
Big sport fan, Sunderland AFC, Durham CCC, anything with a ball, Politics junkie
Farage changes his mind in shock revelation
January 26, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Farage changes his mind in shock revelation
She is positively evil
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
She is positively evil
This guy makes 30p look like a conviction politician 🙄
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 AM
This guy makes 30p look like a conviction politician 🙄
There is only one Uniparty- and that is the turquoise Tories
January 12, 2026 at 11:59 AM
There is only one Uniparty- and that is the turquoise Tories
Saw your Twitter post- followed
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Saw your Twitter post- followed
Been on here for a while- Musk is destroying the other place- still on there for now
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Been on here for a while- Musk is destroying the other place- still on there for now
Think the ECB pitch inspectors would be docking the Aussies a few World Championship points after this!
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Think the ECB pitch inspectors would be docking the Aussies a few World Championship points after this!
Retreating further into your bunker from an already embattled government is not a good look, proving once again they are not good at basic politics sadly
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Retreating further into your bunker from an already embattled government is not a good look, proving once again they are not good at basic politics sadly
Kruger is dangerous- a nasty piece of work that hides behind a posh boy veneer
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Kruger is dangerous- a nasty piece of work that hides behind a posh boy veneer
Superb- 30p and his multiple rosettes 😆
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Superb- 30p and his multiple rosettes 😆
She is utterly wicked and depraved
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
She is utterly wicked and depraved
Should post it on X and stand back to watch the exploding gammons 😊
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Should post it on X and stand back to watch the exploding gammons 😊
Serious headless chicken vibes about the whole operation currently 🤦🏻♂️
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Serious headless chicken vibes about the whole operation currently 🤦🏻♂️
Wonder if the Deputy Leader had anything to do with this 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Wonder if the Deputy Leader had anything to do with this 🤔
Sit him down, have a nice cup of fair trade organic tea and Vlad will give it all up… meanwhile back in the real world away from Narnia…
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Sit him down, have a nice cup of fair trade organic tea and Vlad will give it all up… meanwhile back in the real world away from Narnia…
Plus the added complication of SNP in Scotland skewing any result still further
October 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Plus the added complication of SNP in Scotland skewing any result still further
Just when you think 2025 couldn’t get any more unhinged, this comes along 🤦🏻♂️
October 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Just when you think 2025 couldn’t get any more unhinged, this comes along 🤦🏻♂️
So democratic- typical Corbyn
October 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So democratic- typical Corbyn
And come back in the spring with new coach and captain please
September 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
And come back in the spring with new coach and captain please
Disgraceful chinless gutless shameful
September 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Disgraceful chinless gutless shameful
Pray tell, whoever do you mean..
September 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pray tell, whoever do you mean..
Shocked I tell you, shocked 😉
September 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Shocked I tell you, shocked 😉
You’d think they’d at least try and force something
September 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You’d think they’d at least try and force something
Division 2 here we come
September 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Division 2 here we come