Simon Beard
simonmbeard.bsky.social
Simon Beard
@simonmbeard.bsky.social
Founding member of Gourmet Left. Lover of Fender. All views are not my own.
I had Nepalese.*

*these are archive photos... it was a working lunch so no Stella.
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Mrs Emma Peel wishes you a happy #Caturday too.
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Nepalese food for tea.
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
An attempt on my life.
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 AM
The best olives in Turkey, according to the girl in the shop.
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Time to give the Christmas Spitfire a pre-flight inspection.
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This morning's sky.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Goodbye, old friend. It was good while it lasted.
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Six years ago, I took a photo of the back of some bloke's head at a Squeeze gig.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Now, to the business of my day.
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Light squirty cream...
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm thinking a semi-translucent cherry red would be a good colour.
#guitar
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This cat has persuaded us to feed her THREE times a day, and still appears suddenly whenever a pot of yogurt is opened.
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The neck now fits in the neck pocket.
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Routing the neck pocket. We're looking at tolerances of about a millimeter here.
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The neck is getting there.
October 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I really wanted a semi-solid guitar with humbuckers but couldn't justify buying an ES-335 so bought an Epihone Sheraton.
Then bought an ES-335.
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I want to thank the German who thought of putting sausage meat inside pasta
September 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Madness, December 2019.
(You'll have to take my word for it.)
September 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Blimey, my tummy hurts.
September 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Trying the new Nepalese restaurant in town...
September 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is it really 14 years since I made a Tyrannosaurus Rex out of crisps?
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy days.
August 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That's better.
August 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM