Simon Payne
@simonpayne.bsky.social
Semi-professional curmudgeon. What I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in complacency. Not the target market for anything.
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a wanker
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a wanker
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a wanker
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a wanker
How extraordinary I was thinking about your customers this morning as I had one this morning.
Hello Cressida
Hello Cressida
May 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
How extraordinary I was thinking about your customers this morning as I had one this morning.
Hello Cressida
Hello Cressida
Lake Ginninderra, Canberra, ACT, Australia
May 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Lake Ginninderra, Canberra, ACT, Australia
Not sure what is happening here. Some sort of Swamp Hen conference, I assume.
November 21, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Not sure what is happening here. Some sort of Swamp Hen conference, I assume.
A curious peacock and onlooker.
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
A curious peacock and onlooker.
Extending three more coal mines doesn't seem like we are listening; not to Pacific Islands, not to the scientists, and not to what the planet's record temperatures are telling us.
September 26, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Extending three more coal mines doesn't seem like we are listening; not to Pacific Islands, not to the scientists, and not to what the planet's record temperatures are telling us.
I saw my first Superb Parrot on my morning walk. While the photo isn't the best the parrot really was superb.
September 23, 2024 at 9:21 AM
I saw my first Superb Parrot on my morning walk. While the photo isn't the best the parrot really was superb.