Simon Templar
@simonsez40.bsky.social
Horse lover, rhythm gamer, pinballer, AEW fan
Of course it will. Totally on brand 🤦♂️
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Of course it will. Totally on brand 🤦♂️
Can they take ice with them?
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Can they take ice with them?
Let me guess… the big circles encompass Trump+30 districts.
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Let me guess… the big circles encompass Trump+30 districts.
So is this choice of photo implying that if you give a kid his own room, he’ll turn evil and blow up Alderaan?
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
So is this choice of photo implying that if you give a kid his own room, he’ll turn evil and blow up Alderaan?
At least restaurants had a door you could open to let some fresh air in. Imagine what planes were like.
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
At least restaurants had a door you could open to let some fresh air in. Imagine what planes were like.
A booker-of-the-year would’ve eaten Cena’s finisher and sent the crowd home happy.
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A booker-of-the-year would’ve eaten Cena’s finisher and sent the crowd home happy.
Please tell me you have video of the “F Don Callis” chant you got going with the kids 😂
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Please tell me you have video of the “F Don Callis” chant you got going with the kids 😂
I can already anticipate the rationalization… “technically, it’s not a ‘match’”
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can already anticipate the rationalization… “technically, it’s not a ‘match’”
But Superman’s been wearing his underwear on the outside for 80 years, and we’ve all just accepted it 😂
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
But Superman’s been wearing his underwear on the outside for 80 years, and we’ve all just accepted it 😂
WWE might not ask, but the Saudis sure af will.
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
WWE might not ask, but the Saudis sure af will.
AI has perfected being “confidently wrong” which is basically the cornerstone of this time in our history.
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
AI has perfected being “confidently wrong” which is basically the cornerstone of this time in our history.
Victoria’s Secret model?
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Victoria’s Secret model?
But why tf is someone who believes in this running an account specifically designed to support the guy who literally just said he doesn’t believe in taxing billionaires?
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
But why tf is someone who believes in this running an account specifically designed to support the guy who literally just said he doesn’t believe in taxing billionaires?
I want a reality show where every week Harley Cameron is the entertainment at a kids birthday party, creating unimaginable havoc.
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I want a reality show where every week Harley Cameron is the entertainment at a kids birthday party, creating unimaginable havoc.
That’s all the convincing i needed 👍
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That’s all the convincing i needed 👍
I’m going to guess “ex-AEW talent making stupid, bad-faith critiques”. That’s always a safe bet.
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m going to guess “ex-AEW talent making stupid, bad-faith critiques”. That’s always a safe bet.
Wait, that wasn’t Sting? I feel so duped…
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Wait, that wasn’t Sting? I feel so duped…
There’d be less of a chance of that happening if the selection criteria wasn’t such that it lets in teams that have no business being there.
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There’d be less of a chance of that happening if the selection criteria wasn’t such that it lets in teams that have no business being there.
Isn’t this just a horizontal shower?
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Isn’t this just a horizontal shower?