Simon
@simonsings.bsky.social
British guy in Iowa, love animals, d&d, singing, and random humor.
"Normal"-passing Neuro-Divergent. Pan.
"Normal"-passing Neuro-Divergent. Pan.
Caws not cows.
Caws are the sounds crows make.
And it's a pun on probable cause.
Caws are the sounds crows make.
And it's a pun on probable cause.
January 18, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Caws not cows.
Caws are the sounds crows make.
And it's a pun on probable cause.
Caws are the sounds crows make.
And it's a pun on probable cause.
He's the modern day Edison. Always taking credit for other peoples' work.
January 16, 2024 at 4:31 AM
He's the modern day Edison. Always taking credit for other peoples' work.
Happy New Year, Kim 😊
December 31, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Happy New Year, Kim 😊
Honestly I should really try to get back to writing my book at some point. 2 chapters in, and still waiting for the next boost of inspiration to hit 😕
December 19, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Honestly I should really try to get back to writing my book at some point. 2 chapters in, and still waiting for the next boost of inspiration to hit 😕
Come visit Iowa and I'd promise that and more 😉
December 16, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Come visit Iowa and I'd promise that and more 😉
This is really why I shouldn't open up bsky while at work 🥵
December 16, 2023 at 10:00 PM
This is really why I shouldn't open up bsky while at work 🥵
I know what I'd prefer....
December 16, 2023 at 9:11 AM
I know what I'd prefer....
Looks like the perfect breakfast meal 😋😘
December 13, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Looks like the perfect breakfast meal 😋😘
Ah well... nobody's perfect 🤷🏼
December 7, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Ah well... nobody's perfect 🤷🏼
Nahhhh. Zero tricks to how gorgeous you are.
December 2, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Nahhhh. Zero tricks to how gorgeous you are.
Good goddess, you're perfect.
December 2, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Good goddess, you're perfect.
My phone apparently doesn't know that Doordash is a thing. I have to (every time including 3 seconds ago) go back and delete letters from Doordarshan which apparently my phone likes better.
November 29, 2023 at 3:57 AM
My phone apparently doesn't know that Doordash is a thing. I have to (every time including 3 seconds ago) go back and delete letters from Doordarshan which apparently my phone likes better.
Okay, I'm part showing my age, and part showing my British naiveté, but i struggled to decode $W. It took me a good 5-10 minutes of pondering.
I'm so sorry you go through that. You seem like a really nice and unique person... I'm really glad you have a good sense of your own self ❤️
I'm so sorry you go through that. You seem like a really nice and unique person... I'm really glad you have a good sense of your own self ❤️
November 27, 2023 at 6:53 AM
Okay, I'm part showing my age, and part showing my British naiveté, but i struggled to decode $W. It took me a good 5-10 minutes of pondering.
I'm so sorry you go through that. You seem like a really nice and unique person... I'm really glad you have a good sense of your own self ❤️
I'm so sorry you go through that. You seem like a really nice and unique person... I'm really glad you have a good sense of your own self ❤️
Yeah it has definitely helped me. I still get an occasional sore, but they're little solo ones, as opposed to clusters that would hurt like hell and make me miserable.
I'd definitely recommend trying it out.
I'd definitely recommend trying it out.
November 21, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Yeah it has definitely helped me. I still get an occasional sore, but they're little solo ones, as opposed to clusters that would hurt like hell and make me miserable.
I'd definitely recommend trying it out.
I'd definitely recommend trying it out.
I get the same with my scalp. If I wash it too often: break out. Don't wash enough: break out.
Never seemed to matter which product I used, medicated or not: break out.
However, I tried out Head & Shoulders with Apple Cider Vinigar, and I haven't had a huge breakout in months.
Never seemed to matter which product I used, medicated or not: break out.
However, I tried out Head & Shoulders with Apple Cider Vinigar, and I haven't had a huge breakout in months.
November 21, 2023 at 3:17 AM
I get the same with my scalp. If I wash it too often: break out. Don't wash enough: break out.
Never seemed to matter which product I used, medicated or not: break out.
However, I tried out Head & Shoulders with Apple Cider Vinigar, and I haven't had a huge breakout in months.
Never seemed to matter which product I used, medicated or not: break out.
However, I tried out Head & Shoulders with Apple Cider Vinigar, and I haven't had a huge breakout in months.
Sorry you're going through this 😕
November 17, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Sorry you're going through this 😕
When asked if he'd been in any danger during the landing, the horse replied, "Neigh!"
November 15, 2023 at 10:53 PM
When asked if he'd been in any danger during the landing, the horse replied, "Neigh!"
Only if I can be naked too.
November 15, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Only if I can be naked too.