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Simon Tesla 🏳️‍🌈🐭
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A glowy computer mouse of some sort? He/They pronouns.
Into programming (esp. web), #furry, rodents, sci-fi, art, roleplay, etc.

Creator of the Raccoony web […]

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Such cool and based friends ⭐✨🌈🐀
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Happy Turkey Day ya all!
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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#pankamythos

Only... once so far, tangentially! a commission for skavennoises, of cute plushy vore from back in 2020. It's a theme I oughtta do more with for sure!
#plushophilia #vore #safe_vore #endosoma #plush_vore #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀

Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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ADOPTABLE: Helix Thaumerson II
LVL3 Rodentfolk Artificer (Artillerist)

Main bidding thread on FA:
www.furaffinity.net/view/63057012/
(Or bid in the comments below)

Rules on FA, or below!
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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every time I see someone going "I finally ditched #firefox and went with this closed source chromium based alternative instead"

all I can think of is
September 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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rough sketch of a very wild and silly idea (hot)
"Mommy forgot her bullet vibe, creature :3c"
#furryart #vore #unbirthing #furrymacro #nsfw #furrynsfw
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Holy Shit, #valve did a product launch in 2025 and did not mention AI a single fucking time. So refreshing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Wenn die Hörnchen schlafen gegangen sind und es fast schon ganz dunkel ist, kommt die Waldmaus hervor und bedient sich an dem, was Meisen und Hörchen übrig gelassen haben
When the squirrels have gone to sleep and it is almost completely dark, the wood mouse […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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It’s crazy, I keep finding confirmation bias everywhere
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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To be incredibly clear: we used Flash for some incredibly stupid things in incredibly stupid ways back in the early 2000's. That shit had to go.

But it was never about security or Adobe; it was about Apple's refusal to let any portion of the internet run on proprietary software that they didn't own
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Got a call with Caller ID saying it's from my Credit Union.

They told me there was an account breach. In a very Indian accent.

I asked if it was a breach or an incident.

He told me it was a breach.

I asked what of my data had been exfiltrated.

He said third parties had access to all of my […]
Original post on tiggi.es
tiggi.es
October 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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y'all, I KNOW it's hard, I KNOW there are Problems and Complications unique to every case, I KNOW some parents are truly spectacularly awful and abusive.

I'm not saying "magically pull financial independence out of a hat" or anything like that. I'm saying – you fundamentally cannot fix the […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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It's becoming increasingly clear to me that Reflect Orbital's fucking stupid giant mirror satellite, with absolutely NOTHING useful to offer, which will cause countless safety issues, ecological disasters, and destroy the night sky, is going to launch.

A bunch of astronomers and I have sent out […]
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mastodon.social
October 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
[Trans-friendly accommodations in WA or OR?]

I have a friend of a friend that is looking to escape an abusive family situation, and is looking for resources/leads on finding a room to rent in these locales. As I'm not really plugged into the local furry scene I'm wondering if anyone has […]
Original post on chitter.xyz
chitter.xyz
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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OKAY. Windows 10 EOL is right around the corner in ~2 weeks.

Because I've had to put out multiple all-caps panic attack fires within my own friend circle over this bullshit, I just spent my Monday night after work writing an article outlining a few paths forward post 10-pocalypse that anyone […]
Original post on rubber.social
rubber.social
September 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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finally some normal fucking people on reddit
September 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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it me

#rats
September 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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#septENMber Day 20-B: Man vs. Machine

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Why does it even HAVE this functionality?

Ft. a whole bunch of tiny cameos, listed below!

#enm #ene
September 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Attention Gen Xers and boomers with registered domain names 🚨

If you, like me, put a fictitious organization in your domain name registration 25 years ago because NetSol or ICANN did not allow you to leave that field blank, recent policy changes will make that organization name the *legal […]
Original post on epistolary.org
epistolary.org
September 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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#septENMber Day 16: Crime and Punishment

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@badbiscuit.bsky.social might want to think twice before stealing panties again. They ARE cute, though.

#enm #ene
September 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM