Simon Watts
@simonwatts17.bsky.social
Not even on religious grounds?
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Not even on religious grounds?
This is why it's vitally important for Evil Corporations to monopolise essentials.
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is why it's vitally important for Evil Corporations to monopolise essentials.
Migrants have seen more of the world and can make comparisons.
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Migrants have seen more of the world and can make comparisons.
No, cheaper to drink at home unsupervised.
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
No, cheaper to drink at home unsupervised.
Your dad and your brother?
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Your dad and your brother?
Future history teachers are going to have a hard time explaining this period; given the prior lessons-learned of the 1930s.
Assuming there are still history teachers.
Assuming there are still history teachers.
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Future history teachers are going to have a hard time explaining this period; given the prior lessons-learned of the 1930s.
Assuming there are still history teachers.
Assuming there are still history teachers.
I hear you can rent them.
December 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I hear you can rent them.
I had to do that on Tuesday to get to my flight on time at JFK.
December 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I had to do that on Tuesday to get to my flight on time at JFK.
...sixteen times.
December 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
...sixteen times.
Just have some TEA instead?
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just have some TEA instead?
They don't just make cars.
They also do battery farms for domestic, industrial, and national scale installations. There's a lot of revenue from those on the world stage.
They also do battery farms for domestic, industrial, and national scale installations. There's a lot of revenue from those on the world stage.
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They don't just make cars.
They also do battery farms for domestic, industrial, and national scale installations. There's a lot of revenue from those on the world stage.
They also do battery farms for domestic, industrial, and national scale installations. There's a lot of revenue from those on the world stage.
A fess by Angela Rayner there.
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A fess by Angela Rayner there.
My milkshake brings all the money to my account.
...another example of AI being way off the mark.
...another example of AI being way off the mark.
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My milkshake brings all the money to my account.
...another example of AI being way off the mark.
...another example of AI being way off the mark.
Although we've had plenty of time to forget the crap stuff.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Although we've had plenty of time to forget the crap stuff.
I didn't know there were that many Wetherspoons.
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I didn't know there were that many Wetherspoons.
Wait until they see what the sun and rain have done in the sky!
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wait until they see what the sun and rain have done in the sky!
Once had a parcel delivered to our bins as a "safe place".
It was bin day.
It was bin day.
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Once had a parcel delivered to our bins as a "safe place".
It was bin day.
It was bin day.
Disguised in plain sight - brilliant.
December 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Disguised in plain sight - brilliant.
When I last had to look, there were ZERO dentists accepting new NHS patients in the whole county.
(Cambridgeshire, 2021/2)
(Cambridgeshire, 2021/2)
December 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
When I last had to look, there were ZERO dentists accepting new NHS patients in the whole county.
(Cambridgeshire, 2021/2)
(Cambridgeshire, 2021/2)
If it had been for Chronic Priapism, they may have cancelled it for you.
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
If it had been for Chronic Priapism, they may have cancelled it for you.
If Putin gets anything out of this conflict, it will be a green flag to him and his kind, that the democracies will not defend each other.
Basically, this is the same scenario as the Spanish Civil War. The same lesson was learned then, and WWII started 5mo later.
Basically, this is the same scenario as the Spanish Civil War. The same lesson was learned then, and WWII started 5mo later.
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If Putin gets anything out of this conflict, it will be a green flag to him and his kind, that the democracies will not defend each other.
Basically, this is the same scenario as the Spanish Civil War. The same lesson was learned then, and WWII started 5mo later.
Basically, this is the same scenario as the Spanish Civil War. The same lesson was learned then, and WWII started 5mo later.
Not a Vampire then.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Not a Vampire then.
I had a 10% discount card for a shop i used to frequent. Brought several items to the cashier.
She rang up the till "10% off this, 10% off that, and 10% off the third. That's 30% off the total."
They may have noticed if I had bought more items.
She rang up the till "10% off this, 10% off that, and 10% off the third. That's 30% off the total."
They may have noticed if I had bought more items.
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I had a 10% discount card for a shop i used to frequent. Brought several items to the cashier.
She rang up the till "10% off this, 10% off that, and 10% off the third. That's 30% off the total."
They may have noticed if I had bought more items.
She rang up the till "10% off this, 10% off that, and 10% off the third. That's 30% off the total."
They may have noticed if I had bought more items.
Unfortunately, I'm in the wrong nation right now.
I think it was national cookie day last week, though.
I think it was national cookie day last week, though.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Unfortunately, I'm in the wrong nation right now.
I think it was national cookie day last week, though.
I think it was national cookie day last week, though.