Simon
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professionally not a moron // The Arsenal
You have a 16 year old that drops this and you think Arteta wouldnt be on high alert?
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
You have a 16 year old that drops this and you think Arteta wouldnt be on high alert?
We've not been good in these away games, but in the absolute worst case now, we're only losing 2 points to City across these fives games.
Could have been a lot worse.
City also already going to Anfield in 3 weeks - looking like these, gonna be a rough one.
Could have been a lot worse.
City also already going to Anfield in 3 weeks - looking like these, gonna be a rough one.
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
We've not been good in these away games, but in the absolute worst case now, we're only losing 2 points to City across these fives games.
Could have been a lot worse.
City also already going to Anfield in 3 weeks - looking like these, gonna be a rough one.
Could have been a lot worse.
City also already going to Anfield in 3 weeks - looking like these, gonna be a rough one.
The Noni chance was actually well designed.
Jesus drags one CB high, Timber pushes up.
But as so often, it's just bad pathing from the attackers as they all go after the same space.
Given it's a set-play, could even argue Martinelli (apart from the wrong run) should be way higher to begin with.
Jesus drags one CB high, Timber pushes up.
But as so often, it's just bad pathing from the attackers as they all go after the same space.
Given it's a set-play, could even argue Martinelli (apart from the wrong run) should be way higher to begin with.
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 PM
The Noni chance was actually well designed.
Jesus drags one CB high, Timber pushes up.
But as so often, it's just bad pathing from the attackers as they all go after the same space.
Given it's a set-play, could even argue Martinelli (apart from the wrong run) should be way higher to begin with.
Jesus drags one CB high, Timber pushes up.
But as so often, it's just bad pathing from the attackers as they all go after the same space.
Given it's a set-play, could even argue Martinelli (apart from the wrong run) should be way higher to begin with.
Gyökeres takes 2.02 shots per game.
Haaland is on 3.95. Last season Gyökeres was on 4.08
Gyökeres gets 0.63 shots on target per game.
Haaland is on 1.88. Last season VG was on 2.12
Gyökeres gets 31% of his shots on target.
Haaland is on 48%. Last season VG was on 52%
Shot map not looking pretty
Haaland is on 3.95. Last season Gyökeres was on 4.08
Gyökeres gets 0.63 shots on target per game.
Haaland is on 1.88. Last season VG was on 2.12
Gyökeres gets 31% of his shots on target.
Haaland is on 48%. Last season VG was on 52%
Shot map not looking pretty
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Gyökeres takes 2.02 shots per game.
Haaland is on 3.95. Last season Gyökeres was on 4.08
Gyökeres gets 0.63 shots on target per game.
Haaland is on 1.88. Last season VG was on 2.12
Gyökeres gets 31% of his shots on target.
Haaland is on 48%. Last season VG was on 52%
Shot map not looking pretty
Haaland is on 3.95. Last season Gyökeres was on 4.08
Gyökeres gets 0.63 shots on target per game.
Haaland is on 1.88. Last season VG was on 2.12
Gyökeres gets 31% of his shots on target.
Haaland is on 48%. Last season VG was on 52%
Shot map not looking pretty
H2H point difference remains at +6 in Arsenal's favour.
Arsenal concede the home fixture v Liverpool while City concede the home fixture v Brighton in the same fashion.
Both clubs with two open opportunities each.
Arsenal concede the home fixture v Liverpool while City concede the home fixture v Brighton in the same fashion.
Both clubs with two open opportunities each.
January 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
H2H point difference remains at +6 in Arsenal's favour.
Arsenal concede the home fixture v Liverpool while City concede the home fixture v Brighton in the same fashion.
Both clubs with two open opportunities each.
Arsenal concede the home fixture v Liverpool while City concede the home fixture v Brighton in the same fashion.
Both clubs with two open opportunities each.
Can this man go one day without providing Arsenal content?
xD
xD
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Can this man go one day without providing Arsenal content?
xD
xD
Same guy in 2018.
Before figuring out that instead of calling for said oversight he could exploit the lack of for personal gain and profit.
Before figuring out that instead of calling for said oversight he could exploit the lack of for personal gain and profit.
January 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Same guy in 2018.
Before figuring out that instead of calling for said oversight he could exploit the lack of for personal gain and profit.
Before figuring out that instead of calling for said oversight he could exploit the lack of for personal gain and profit.
Remains such a funny (and frankly unbelievable) stat.
These are the league leaders in fouls drawn.
Declan Rice is on 2.
These are the league leaders in fouls drawn.
Declan Rice is on 2.
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Remains such a funny (and frankly unbelievable) stat.
These are the league leaders in fouls drawn.
Declan Rice is on 2.
These are the league leaders in fouls drawn.
Declan Rice is on 2.
I assume he got a proper shout from Rice, but it's still impressive how he's rolled it into him so perfectly without actually looking into Rice's direction - and given how far behind Rice still is
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I assume he got a proper shout from Rice, but it's still impressive how he's rolled it into him so perfectly without actually looking into Rice's direction - and given how far behind Rice still is
Bournemouth away aka the time we actually wore *that* shirt
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Bournemouth away aka the time we actually wore *that* shirt
Opportunity missed for City
We move
We move
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Opportunity missed for City
We move
We move
Back by popular demand (aka nobody asked), the H2H table makes a return:
Arsenal currently up +6 points in v City, but with very limited set where both teams already played the exact fixture.
Of the four games Arsenal dropped points in, City only played 1 (Villa away), losing there as well.
Arsenal currently up +6 points in v City, but with very limited set where both teams already played the exact fixture.
Of the four games Arsenal dropped points in, City only played 1 (Villa away), losing there as well.
December 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Back by popular demand (aka nobody asked), the H2H table makes a return:
Arsenal currently up +6 points in v City, but with very limited set where both teams already played the exact fixture.
Of the four games Arsenal dropped points in, City only played 1 (Villa away), losing there as well.
Arsenal currently up +6 points in v City, but with very limited set where both teams already played the exact fixture.
Of the four games Arsenal dropped points in, City only played 1 (Villa away), losing there as well.
Merry Christmas everyone
May we all have peace, health and Arsenal finishing their chances
May we all have peace, health and Arsenal finishing their chances
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Merry Christmas everyone
May we all have peace, health and Arsenal finishing their chances
May we all have peace, health and Arsenal finishing their chances
Andrea (Billy), this Gyökeres kid. He doesn't score, he doesn't shoot, heck he doesn't even touch the ball, why do you like him?
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Andrea (Billy), this Gyökeres kid. He doesn't score, he doesn't shoot, heck he doesn't even touch the ball, why do you like him?
Pluribus since episode 1
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Pluribus since episode 1
