Ben Telfer
@simplepartial.bsky.social
Beardy goofball from Aotearoa. Cat parent. Bi. Leftist. Comms + marketing professional by trade. Interested in music, film, speculative fiction, burritos, David Bowie, video games and graphics novels. He/him.
Yeesh, I regret hitting pause.
November 23, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Yeesh, I regret hitting pause.
I am sick of this shit:
March 3, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I am sick of this shit:
I would rather chop off a body part...
February 27, 2024 at 6:34 AM
I would rather chop off a body part...
!["Is this a..." butterfly meme with the text:
[Man] Queen - A Kind Of Magic (1986)
[Butterfly] Backing vox:
It's a kind of magic!
It's a kind of magic!
It's a kind of magic!
It's a kind of magic!
It's a kind of magic!
It's a kind...
[Caption] Chorus: Is this a kind of magic?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cn73yu23vpuwhhua35d35yyw/bafkreighjsyex6oacd5z2eaiv5b7ttp7ugfmbp4u5dmux3s2m7h2dehw2e@jpeg)
The books in this shop are filed by spine colour and I am going to scream.
January 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
The books in this shop are filed by spine colour and I am going to scream.
I can't read the article, so I am just going to guess that PPP stands for Purple People Power, and that Auckland light rail requires the resurrection of Prince.
January 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I can't read the article, so I am just going to guess that PPP stands for Purple People Power, and that Auckland light rail requires the resurrection of Prince.
Nah bro, *THIS* is Paul Hogan.
January 13, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Nah bro, *THIS* is Paul Hogan.
Yep, Monk is the Taylor Swift of cats.
December 26, 2023 at 8:57 AM
Yep, Monk is the Taylor Swift of cats.
This is from a multi-pack featuring various IPAs from this brewery; I don't usually go out of my way to drink low-carb beer 😂
December 26, 2023 at 4:54 AM
This is from a multi-pack featuring various IPAs from this brewery; I don't usually go out of my way to drink low-carb beer 😂
Actually, two of them were born and spent their formative years in NZ. Only this guy is an Aussie:
December 26, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Actually, two of them were born and spent their formative years in NZ. Only this guy is an Aussie:
A one-way toilet is probably a good thing, right? Optimal even. Opposed to being full of shit, like Keef.
October 22, 2023 at 12:52 AM
A one-way toilet is probably a good thing, right? Optimal even. Opposed to being full of shit, like Keef.
I briefly logged onto Twitter (I refuse to call it X), and somehow now even Mark Hamill sucks.
October 9, 2023 at 5:33 PM
I briefly logged onto Twitter (I refuse to call it X), and somehow now even Mark Hamill sucks.
Leon Russell. That's it, that's the tweet.
September 9, 2023 at 3:47 AM
Leon Russell. That's it, that's the tweet.
🎧 Now Playing | Bill Frisell, 'Good Dog, Happy Man' (1999)
July 7, 2023 at 2:43 PM
🎧 Now Playing | Bill Frisell, 'Good Dog, Happy Man' (1999)
🎧 Now Playing | PJ Harvey, 'The Hope Six Demolition Project' (2016)
July 7, 2023 at 2:53 AM
🎧 Now Playing | PJ Harvey, 'The Hope Six Demolition Project' (2016)
🎧 Now Playing | PJ Harvey, 'I Inside the Old Year Dying' (2023)
July 7, 2023 at 1:32 AM
🎧 Now Playing | PJ Harvey, 'I Inside the Old Year Dying' (2023)
I want/need to start my day, but I am suffering from an acute case of cat paralysis.
July 7, 2023 at 12:59 AM
I want/need to start my day, but I am suffering from an acute case of cat paralysis.
Heeeeeeeere's Sammy!
July 3, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Heeeeeeeere's Sammy!
Bassist Michaels, whose backing vocals were the secret weapons of their respective bands.
June 30, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Bassist Michaels, whose backing vocals were the secret weapons of their respective bands.