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simplyincredulous.bsky.social
@simplyincredulous.bsky.social
Born & raised in Texas (YeeHaw!), but left it as an adult (Yea!); USAF veteran; retired now and So Very Glad About It; definitely not a DINO.
Re Megan Kelly saying Epstein wasn't a pedophile because he didn't have sex with kids, only middle-schoolers:
Was it bribes? Was it threats? Or was it the typical moral contortionism that allow people to be Republicans and still think of themselves as Christians?
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
To the Hispanic "men" of Texas that voted Trump:
Calling you a pocho doesn't do the situation justice; calling you a race-traitor sounds like something a klansman would say. So I came up with a better term for you: puny'alls. I hope you're as ashamed of your vote as I am proud of the new word. Enjoy
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
To the Hispanics/Latinos that helped return Trump to power:
you might see yourself simply as an American. But I doubt that most anglo MAGA that don't know you will see you that way. To them, you're probably just an illegal, a criminal, inferior. And I guarantee that ICE will see you that way.
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Technically, Megan Kelly could be correct that Epstein might not have been a pedophile. But then we have to start using terms like ephebophile and hebephile and ask the exact age of the victim. Nah.
Also, call Elon Mush a pedo loudly and often: he proved in court that it's all in good fun.
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
To all the Dems that sided with the Republicans to end the shutdown:
Thank you for protecting Americans from going thru a "rough patch" so we can just fast forward to third world country status under a fascist dictatorship. Really a timesaver, thanks!
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Help save Venezuelan fishermen's lives:
Release the Epstein files!
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Child rapists often normalize their own history. For example, a guy might think it OK to have sex with an 8 yo kid, but any kid younger than that would be WRONG . . . because *he* was molested at 8.
Makes me wonder if Megyn Kelly started having sex or was being molested at 15 . Would explain a lot.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If the GOP ran a bar, I know some Dems would show up every day thinking, "Oh boy, today's the day my friends are going to give me what they promised!":
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The Trump admin isn't hiding the Epstein files to protect Trump. Once they come out, Trump will no longer be able to blackmail the other pedo billionaire bros into bribing/supporting him.
1. The truth will come out eventually; 2. Don't worry, no one will think less of y'all than we already do.
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why are interviewers tougher on Karine Jean-Pierre, spokesperson and advisor for the *former* president, than on the current Republican policymakers, the ones in control of this country.
Is it because she's black? Gay? A woman? Or just because she's a Democrat and objectivity has left the building?
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'll never understand how Republicans can be so stupid, so ignorant, and so gullible in their belief in the most childish, obvious propaganda ever.
But I do understand that nothing is going to change until the flow of lies is stopped. Which will never happen while Republicans have all the power.
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just a reminder: There is no moral or ethical bottom to Republican politicians or the Republican voters that support them. When they reach the bottom, they just grab a shovel and start digging. Every. Single. Time.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Half the country is in a cult that believes truly unbelievable things (e.g., the other half are all pedos/groomers who hate America and want it to fail, God is on their side etc.) Nothing is going to change until someone confronts them and breaks down that wall of disinformation and delusion.
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Why aren't any reporters asking why the world's most powerful navy can't stop unarmed Venezuelan fishing boats, arrest the men, and confiscate the drugs so they can release the photos instead of destroying everything including witnesses.
October 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I want more questions asked of Trump, et al. about how they "know" that the men on the Venezuelan fishing boats are drug runners. Did undercover officers show them a photo of Don, Jr. and they all smiled and shouted, "Donny!"?
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How can Trump complain about how he looks in photos? He's seen himself naked after a shower: no makeup; strands of yellow hair plastered to fishbelly-white scalp; the rolls of flesh; anything below the waist he'd only see in a mirror. I guess that gold colored diaper makes him think he looks SHARP!
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I don't know why Trump doesn't do what he does best: release the Epstein files, brag about what a stud he is, say they were "asking for it" and that he was "job creating", and sell the videos to the cult on thumb drive. They'll love it.
And next rally, they'll have dolls strapped to their crotches.
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Do Republicans say they aren't racist, fascist, or misogynist because they're lying to us or lying to themselves?
If lying to us, they know they're lying and might someday admit the truth and change.
If lying to themselves, they'll never see the truth and will never change.
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The only thing Christian about Donald Trump is his Old Testament desire for his daughter to be raped. The difference is that he wants to be the rapist.
Well, I assume it would be rape, who knows with that family. 🤷‍♂️
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
T-rump's latest AI propaganda-for-childish-morons shows that all he and the GOP can deliver is shit. And it's dumped on everyone that is "beneath" them. Maybe someday, the republican voters will finally realizes that includes them.
Trump truly is a Shit Jockey.
October 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@vp.govpeeps.us
Sycophantic laughter of the pathetic and vile:
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social I only came here to block you, but first: 1)Republican voters are the stupidest, most ignorant group of people in world history; 2)Republican politicians are the most corrupt and dishonest; 3)all of y'all will burn in hell.
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social I only came here to block you, but wanted to take a moment to say that Republican voters are the stupidest, most ignorant group of people in world history and Republican politicians are the most corrupt and dishonest and all of them will burn in hell.
October 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I will grudgingly go to the No Kings rally tomorrow, again. As an introvert, I'm not big on crowds or "social situations". And I think it will have no effect: dictators don't check polls or care what the peons think. But it's just too important to stay home in my comfort zone.
October 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If hypocrisy was a terminal illness, the Republican party would cease to exist.
October 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM