@simplyomemi.bsky.social
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It takes a second for God to change your story
Don't give up asking from God❤🌺

Good Morning, from Nigeria 🇳🇬
July 23, 2024 at 5:57 AM
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When You're at your man's funeral and another girl is crying harder than you
July 7, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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You Better Stop Checking Your Ex's Profile Coz You'll End up Earning A Top Fan Badge
July 7, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads, stepdads, father figures, and moms who have taken on the role of a father! Whether you're here with us or watching over us from above, we honor and celebrate you today.

Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤
June 16, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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💕 THANK YOU, AMAZING FOLLOWERS! 💕

I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉

#Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW
June 12, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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When I’m purging at an event, but I can’t leave yet because they haven't shared the food.
June 9, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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When you’re waiting for your mom to get ready after she yelled at you to get ready :
June 9, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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Me: defending myself vs. Me: Defending my friend
June 8, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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Bad lucks in four pictures 🤧
June 7, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Me in 2011, asking everyone to be quiet while recording Justin Bieber's song on a Nokia
June 5, 2024 at 8:10 AM
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Me : after 2 hours of cooking just to eat in 7 minutes and now l’ve gotta wash everything...
June 4, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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My mom hearing me laugh at 3 am :
June 2, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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Your mom when you couldn’t find something and she finds it in the same spot :
June 2, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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Nobody:

Nigerians reciting the new anthem on an empty stomach:
June 2, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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when I forget my towel and no one is home:
June 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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When someone who isn't my mom yells at me:
May 31, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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A Tapswap user when his medical result says his kidney and lungs are severely damaged but his fingers are in great shape:
May 29, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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Random Post: "Dads are wicked and heartless! They care for no one but themselves!"

(You, who just received an alert of 120k from your caring dad)
May 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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When can we send pictures and voice note on DMs?

Why don't you add a post notification feature?🤨
May 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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Watching your cheating husband hide his syphilis from you, but you’re actually the one that gave it to him.
May 26, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Another Tatum Masterclass Tonight 🖤💚……..
Jayson Tatum Tatum GIF
ALT: Jayson Tatum Tatum GIF
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May 27, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Me & my friends at midnight.
May 27, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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Rich Man 1: My son suffered in an hot classroom 4 an hour! Unacceptable!

Principal: I apologize sir. Will fix it ASAP

Rich Man 2: Apologies aren't enough! Our kids comfort is at stake! I propose replacing all outdated ACs. We the parent will cover the cost!

Poor man whose child is on scholarship:
May 26, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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Another Benz added tô the garage😎
May 26, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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Nigerian fathers scrutinizing your report card filled with C's, meanwhile their own academic records were a perfect score... of F's!
May 25, 2024 at 8:01 PM