@simplyomemi.bsky.social
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It takes a second for God to change your story
Don't give up asking from God❤🌺
Good Morning, from Nigeria 🇳🇬
Don't give up asking from God❤🌺
Good Morning, from Nigeria 🇳🇬
July 23, 2024 at 5:57 AM
It takes a second for God to change your story
Don't give up asking from God❤🌺
Good Morning, from Nigeria 🇳🇬
Don't give up asking from God❤🌺
Good Morning, from Nigeria 🇳🇬
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When You're at your man's funeral and another girl is crying harder than you
July 7, 2024 at 12:36 PM
When You're at your man's funeral and another girl is crying harder than you
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You Better Stop Checking Your Ex's Profile Coz You'll End up Earning A Top Fan Badge
July 7, 2024 at 6:56 AM
You Better Stop Checking Your Ex's Profile Coz You'll End up Earning A Top Fan Badge
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Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads, stepdads, father figures, and moms who have taken on the role of a father! Whether you're here with us or watching over us from above, we honor and celebrate you today.
Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤
Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤
June 16, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads, stepdads, father figures, and moms who have taken on the role of a father! Whether you're here with us or watching over us from above, we honor and celebrate you today.
Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤
Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤
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💕 THANK YOU, AMAZING FOLLOWERS! 💕
I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉
#Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW
I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉
#Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW
June 12, 2024 at 9:41 AM
💕 THANK YOU, AMAZING FOLLOWERS! 💕
I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉
#Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW
I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉
#Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW
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When I’m purging at an event, but I can’t leave yet because they haven't shared the food.
June 9, 2024 at 6:36 PM
When I’m purging at an event, but I can’t leave yet because they haven't shared the food.
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When you’re waiting for your mom to get ready after she yelled at you to get ready :
June 9, 2024 at 3:18 PM
When you’re waiting for your mom to get ready after she yelled at you to get ready :
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Me: defending myself vs. Me: Defending my friend
June 8, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Me: defending myself vs. Me: Defending my friend
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Bad lucks in four pictures 🤧
June 7, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Bad lucks in four pictures 🤧
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Me in 2011, asking everyone to be quiet while recording Justin Bieber's song on a Nokia
June 5, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Me in 2011, asking everyone to be quiet while recording Justin Bieber's song on a Nokia
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Me : after 2 hours of cooking just to eat in 7 minutes and now l’ve gotta wash everything...
June 4, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Me : after 2 hours of cooking just to eat in 7 minutes and now l’ve gotta wash everything...
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My mom hearing me laugh at 3 am :
June 2, 2024 at 8:22 PM
My mom hearing me laugh at 3 am :
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Your mom when you couldn’t find something and she finds it in the same spot :
June 2, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Your mom when you couldn’t find something and she finds it in the same spot :
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Nobody:
Nigerians reciting the new anthem on an empty stomach:
Nigerians reciting the new anthem on an empty stomach:
June 2, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Nobody:
Nigerians reciting the new anthem on an empty stomach:
Nigerians reciting the new anthem on an empty stomach:
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when I forget my towel and no one is home:
June 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
when I forget my towel and no one is home:
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When someone who isn't my mom yells at me:
May 31, 2024 at 3:51 PM
When someone who isn't my mom yells at me:
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A Tapswap user when his medical result says his kidney and lungs are severely damaged but his fingers are in great shape:
May 29, 2024 at 7:29 AM
A Tapswap user when his medical result says his kidney and lungs are severely damaged but his fingers are in great shape:
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Random Post: "Dads are wicked and heartless! They care for no one but themselves!"
(You, who just received an alert of 120k from your caring dad)
(You, who just received an alert of 120k from your caring dad)
May 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Random Post: "Dads are wicked and heartless! They care for no one but themselves!"
(You, who just received an alert of 120k from your caring dad)
(You, who just received an alert of 120k from your caring dad)
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When can we send pictures and voice note on DMs?
Why don't you add a post notification feature?🤨
Why don't you add a post notification feature?🤨
May 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
When can we send pictures and voice note on DMs?
Why don't you add a post notification feature?🤨
Why don't you add a post notification feature?🤨
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Watching your cheating husband hide his syphilis from you, but you’re actually the one that gave it to him.
May 26, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Watching your cheating husband hide his syphilis from you, but you’re actually the one that gave it to him.
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Another Tatum Masterclass Tonight 🖤💚……..
Jayson Tatum Tatum GIF
ALT: Jayson Tatum Tatum GIF
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May 27, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Another Tatum Masterclass Tonight 🖤💚……..
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Me & my friends at midnight.
May 27, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Me & my friends at midnight.
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Rich Man 1: My son suffered in an hot classroom 4 an hour! Unacceptable!
Principal: I apologize sir. Will fix it ASAP
Rich Man 2: Apologies aren't enough! Our kids comfort is at stake! I propose replacing all outdated ACs. We the parent will cover the cost!
Poor man whose child is on scholarship:
Principal: I apologize sir. Will fix it ASAP
Rich Man 2: Apologies aren't enough! Our kids comfort is at stake! I propose replacing all outdated ACs. We the parent will cover the cost!
Poor man whose child is on scholarship:
May 26, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Rich Man 1: My son suffered in an hot classroom 4 an hour! Unacceptable!
Principal: I apologize sir. Will fix it ASAP
Rich Man 2: Apologies aren't enough! Our kids comfort is at stake! I propose replacing all outdated ACs. We the parent will cover the cost!
Poor man whose child is on scholarship:
Principal: I apologize sir. Will fix it ASAP
Rich Man 2: Apologies aren't enough! Our kids comfort is at stake! I propose replacing all outdated ACs. We the parent will cover the cost!
Poor man whose child is on scholarship:
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Another Benz added tô the garage😎
May 26, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Another Benz added tô the garage😎
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Nigerian fathers scrutinizing your report card filled with C's, meanwhile their own academic records were a perfect score... of F's!
May 25, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Nigerian fathers scrutinizing your report card filled with C's, meanwhile their own academic records were a perfect score... of F's!