My first album!

New Evidence? I’m a simple carpenter from Devon and I’ve known about this for at least 5 or 6 years

Can you come round and give me a quote to put up a shelf? I’m a carpenter, I build timber frame houses 40 hours a week.

I’m on here and I’m young... 54 is young isn’t it?

He’s not on bluesky then…

A good flush usually sorts out a blockage…. we are talking about toilets aren’t we?

The only time I’ve complained was to the Cosy Club over a small portion. It was an online feedback thing so I didn’t have to have any actual confrontation otherwise I wouldn’t have bothered. Anyway, they gave me a free meal for two, took my mum out and had a lovely time!

Ducking aunts

Oh shit! That’s not good! Let me know if you need help with anything

Nice work! The dosa place in Exeter is apparently very good, we should try it.

You forgot to mention it was a joke before someone crawls out, “actually, that’s not a real magic eye etc etc”

Wow! Pretty damning stuff.

Sounds great! How much for a poster of Joe Dolce?

What does it do then?

Sadly he’s not wrong though. Do you think for one minute Trump wouldn’t bring back slavery if he could get away with it? For the record I feel immense shame in my countries (uk) colonial history and I have no direct ancestral involvement!

Compare the price per km with other big rail projects around the world and there is only one answer, corruption from the ground up.

That’s cool!