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· Jun 8
If cats have 4 legs then why they got 2 elbows
The neurodivergent urge to listen to the same song 18 times on full volume ✅
September 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The neurodivergent urge to listen to the same song 18 times on full volume ✅
You know you’re married to an autistic when your husband has to tell you “I’m going into a meeting so don’t scream for a while” 💀💀
August 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You know you’re married to an autistic when your husband has to tell you “I’m going into a meeting so don’t scream for a while” 💀💀
SAW AN EAR WIG TODAY
I HATED IT
I HATED IT
August 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
SAW AN EAR WIG TODAY
I HATED IT
I HATED IT
“Sit.
We have much to discuss.”
We have much to discuss.”
June 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Sit.
We have much to discuss.”
We have much to discuss.”
All I ask for in this world is that Tenacious D release a full cover of Wicked Game. Best partial cover ever.
Rebecca Jack Black GIF
ALT: Rebecca Jack Black GIF
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June 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
All I ask for in this world is that Tenacious D release a full cover of Wicked Game. Best partial cover ever.
Foresight CAN be 20/20.
If you make a decision despite cautions from others and later regret said decision, don’t say “hindsight is 20/20”.
Acknowledge not using the glasses someone offered you to ensure your vision was accurate and put them on next time before getting on the road.
#melissophies
If you make a decision despite cautions from others and later regret said decision, don’t say “hindsight is 20/20”.
Acknowledge not using the glasses someone offered you to ensure your vision was accurate and put them on next time before getting on the road.
#melissophies
June 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Foresight CAN be 20/20.
If you make a decision despite cautions from others and later regret said decision, don’t say “hindsight is 20/20”.
Acknowledge not using the glasses someone offered you to ensure your vision was accurate and put them on next time before getting on the road.
#melissophies
If you make a decision despite cautions from others and later regret said decision, don’t say “hindsight is 20/20”.
Acknowledge not using the glasses someone offered you to ensure your vision was accurate and put them on next time before getting on the road.
#melissophies
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Oh. My. God. Everything has changed.
If cats have 4 legs then why they got 2 elbows
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh. My. God. Everything has changed.
If cats have 4 legs then why they got 2 elbows
June 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If cats have 4 legs then why they got 2 elbows
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You see: Our consciousness and conscience(s) must dominate theirs, at least publicly. Individually and collectively. Both to at least a significant degree. What is significant to you?
Never an end to this story. And we can have a great time doing exactly that. Be smart out there. #ThisIsDumbanation
Never an end to this story. And we can have a great time doing exactly that. Be smart out there. #ThisIsDumbanation
May 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You see: Our consciousness and conscience(s) must dominate theirs, at least publicly. Individually and collectively. Both to at least a significant degree. What is significant to you?
Never an end to this story. And we can have a great time doing exactly that. Be smart out there. #ThisIsDumbanation
Never an end to this story. And we can have a great time doing exactly that. Be smart out there. #ThisIsDumbanation
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You do need to develop your: “I wouldn’t fuck with me” attitude if that hasn’t been adequately sharpened in some time.
Let’s talk about how to do that soon, shall we? #ThisIsDumbanation
Let’s talk about how to do that soon, shall we? #ThisIsDumbanation
May 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You do need to develop your: “I wouldn’t fuck with me” attitude if that hasn’t been adequately sharpened in some time.
Let’s talk about how to do that soon, shall we? #ThisIsDumbanation
Let’s talk about how to do that soon, shall we? #ThisIsDumbanation
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Guess what: Thursday turned into Tuesday! I’m happy for me.
Also, I couldn’t be more excited to indulge in typewriter-ASMR: This Is Dumbanation, Chapter I “Welcome to Sanity” is shaping up nicely already
Join me as I write useful universals
#Books #HobbitStyle #Writing #ThisIsDumbanation #Reading
Also, I couldn’t be more excited to indulge in typewriter-ASMR: This Is Dumbanation, Chapter I “Welcome to Sanity” is shaping up nicely already
Join me as I write useful universals
#Books #HobbitStyle #Writing #ThisIsDumbanation #Reading
May 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Guess what: Thursday turned into Tuesday! I’m happy for me.
Also, I couldn’t be more excited to indulge in typewriter-ASMR: This Is Dumbanation, Chapter I “Welcome to Sanity” is shaping up nicely already
Join me as I write useful universals
#Books #HobbitStyle #Writing #ThisIsDumbanation #Reading
Also, I couldn’t be more excited to indulge in typewriter-ASMR: This Is Dumbanation, Chapter I “Welcome to Sanity” is shaping up nicely already
Join me as I write useful universals
#Books #HobbitStyle #Writing #ThisIsDumbanation #Reading
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Major Announcements:
guess what! Bess freen (bestie) @simseal.bsky.social got me my typewriter’s dream-keys.
Should be here by Thursdee-ish #TypeWriting #DayDreamComeTrue #ThisIsDumbanation
guess what! Bess freen (bestie) @simseal.bsky.social got me my typewriter’s dream-keys.
Should be here by Thursdee-ish #TypeWriting #DayDreamComeTrue #ThisIsDumbanation
a woman is typing on a typewriter in a room
ALT: a woman is typing on a typewriter in a room
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May 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Major Announcements:
guess what! Bess freen (bestie) @simseal.bsky.social got me my typewriter’s dream-keys.
Should be here by Thursdee-ish #TypeWriting #DayDreamComeTrue #ThisIsDumbanation
guess what! Bess freen (bestie) @simseal.bsky.social got me my typewriter’s dream-keys.
Should be here by Thursdee-ish #TypeWriting #DayDreamComeTrue #ThisIsDumbanation
I only and will always support this
Might mess around and get a typewriter to make this one done. #ThisIsDumbanation
a man is typing on a typewriter and saying i 'm going to type every word i know
ALT: a man is typing on a typewriter and saying i 'm going to type every word i know
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May 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I only and will always support this
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Remember: They will likely never take responsibility publicly. As a result, you have to aim at the private part. An inner mind that they can’t yet manage masterfully. The mind they every so often wander to called their subconscious. Plant your seeds, aim your arrow there. #Writing #ThisIsDumbanation
May 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Remember: They will likely never take responsibility publicly. As a result, you have to aim at the private part. An inner mind that they can’t yet manage masterfully. The mind they every so often wander to called their subconscious. Plant your seeds, aim your arrow there. #Writing #ThisIsDumbanation
I am here to brighten days, says this sweetheart
May 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am here to brighten days, says this sweetheart
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i think im gonna actually do it this time
May 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i think im gonna actually do it this time
The pins and needles portion of a limb falling asleep is the worst torture known to man.
a man is laying on the ground next to a car .
ALT: a man is laying on the ground next to a car .
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May 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The pins and needles portion of a limb falling asleep is the worst torture known to man.
Something cool happened: I moved this cigayda from @soundoftheforest.bsky.social all by myself into this display.
It may not seem big, but a couple of years ago I couldn’t even look at a picture of these guys without panic. Then I came across Nicole’s socials and she made insects seem cool.
It may not seem big, but a couple of years ago I couldn’t even look at a picture of these guys without panic. Then I came across Nicole’s socials and she made insects seem cool.
May 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Something cool happened: I moved this cigayda from @soundoftheforest.bsky.social all by myself into this display.
It may not seem big, but a couple of years ago I couldn’t even look at a picture of these guys without panic. Then I came across Nicole’s socials and she made insects seem cool.
It may not seem big, but a couple of years ago I couldn’t even look at a picture of these guys without panic. Then I came across Nicole’s socials and she made insects seem cool.
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It makes my heart so so happy every time people show me how they display my art in their home!
Just enjoying my new (to me) clock and my @soundoftheforest.bsky.social art in our new space!!
May 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It makes my heart so so happy every time people show me how they display my art in their home!
Just enjoying my new (to me) clock and my @soundoftheforest.bsky.social art in our new space!!
May 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just enjoying my new (to me) clock and my @soundoftheforest.bsky.social art in our new space!!
If all cats are autistic, then April needs to also be called Cat Awareness Month, since that’s the only population I’m aware of with a 100% autism rate
a cat is peeking out of a wooden door and asking if they gone yet .
ALT: a cat is peeking out of a wooden door and asking if they gone yet .
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April 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If all cats are autistic, then April needs to also be called Cat Awareness Month, since that’s the only population I’m aware of with a 100% autism rate
Called my husband a codswalloping orc today due to a misspelling of Legolas.
It’s the best off the cuff insult I’ve ever thrown at someone.
And now it is my gift to you all. #codswallop
It’s the best off the cuff insult I’ve ever thrown at someone.
And now it is my gift to you all. #codswallop
a close up of a man 's face with the words [ legolas intensifies ] below it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words [ legolas intensifies ] below it
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April 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Called my husband a codswalloping orc today due to a misspelling of Legolas.
It’s the best off the cuff insult I’ve ever thrown at someone.
And now it is my gift to you all. #codswallop
It’s the best off the cuff insult I’ve ever thrown at someone.
And now it is my gift to you all. #codswallop
Good evening, gentlefriends 🎩
April 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Good evening, gentlefriends 🎩