SimulatedPopcorn
@simulatedpopcorn.bsky.social
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Hello, I draw weird stuff, usually of the inflation variety.
18+ only please 🔞
Gay
He/him
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Hello, I draw weird stuff, usually of the inflation variety.
18+ only please 🔞
Gay
He/him
26
Some other racing doodles I whipped up yesterday too.
I'm either amped for the Rolex 24 or losing my mind from the off-season doldrum.
I'm either amped for the Rolex 24 or losing my mind from the off-season doldrum.
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Some other racing doodles I whipped up yesterday too.
I'm either amped for the Rolex 24 or losing my mind from the off-season doldrum.
I'm either amped for the Rolex 24 or losing my mind from the off-season doldrum.
hmmm berrying in a racecar and causing a huge scene...
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
hmmm berrying in a racecar and causing a huge scene...
Racing off-season. You know what that means?
Training? Uhh sure... We'll call it that..
Training? Uhh sure... We'll call it that..
January 13, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Racing off-season. You know what that means?
Training? Uhh sure... We'll call it that..
Training? Uhh sure... We'll call it that..
Moments before realizing yall are staring.
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Moments before realizing yall are staring.
These guys might look like they're having a fun time, singing and dancing and fooling around.
Do not be fooled. They're JERKS, and their song about a certain dragon, STINKS.
Do not be fooled. They're JERKS, and their song about a certain dragon, STINKS.
December 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
These guys might look like they're having a fun time, singing and dancing and fooling around.
Do not be fooled. They're JERKS, and their song about a certain dragon, STINKS.
Do not be fooled. They're JERKS, and their song about a certain dragon, STINKS.
Sketched up the candy maker as well.
The evil tricksy bastard.
The evil tricksy bastard.
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Sketched up the candy maker as well.
The evil tricksy bastard.
The evil tricksy bastard.
Been itching to draw my candy factory goblins again. Spent a slow day at work retooling the design a bit.
Kind of an odd turtle shaped face to give them some extra "weird monster" factor.
Kind of an odd turtle shaped face to give them some extra "weird monster" factor.
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Been itching to draw my candy factory goblins again. Spent a slow day at work retooling the design a bit.
Kind of an odd turtle shaped face to give them some extra "weird monster" factor.
Kind of an odd turtle shaped face to give them some extra "weird monster" factor.
Always read the fine print when signing up for lab testing at the shady bio-tech megacorp.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Always read the fine print when signing up for lab testing at the shady bio-tech megacorp.
Probably going to pretty this up into a proper ref, but thought I'd share the sketch.
Some kind of kooky science lab rat uniform.
Some kind of kooky science lab rat uniform.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Probably going to pretty this up into a proper ref, but thought I'd share the sketch.
Some kind of kooky science lab rat uniform.
Some kind of kooky science lab rat uniform.
Opening to take a few comms. Maybe two or three slots depending how I'm feelin.
forms.gle/h2DNmgQn7rXn...
forms.gle/h2DNmgQn7rXn...
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Opening to take a few comms. Maybe two or three slots depending how I'm feelin.
forms.gle/h2DNmgQn7rXn...
forms.gle/h2DNmgQn7rXn...
giant scary alien meets hapless dragon dope
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
giant scary alien meets hapless dragon dope
Art has been super slow lately. A little busy here. A little unmotivated there.
Been having a massive hankering to draw Yautja lately; and Badlands has seriously lit my fire to practice it a bit.
Been having a massive hankering to draw Yautja lately; and Badlands has seriously lit my fire to practice it a bit.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Art has been super slow lately. A little busy here. A little unmotivated there.
Been having a massive hankering to draw Yautja lately; and Badlands has seriously lit my fire to practice it a bit.
Been having a massive hankering to draw Yautja lately; and Badlands has seriously lit my fire to practice it a bit.
Leaving the factory like some flexible blue freak.
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Leaving the factory like some flexible blue freak.
Thinking about dirty sci-fi designs covered in belts and straps and stuff.
Dressing like a fighter pilot to do menial maintenance work.
Dressing like a fighter pilot to do menial maintenance work.
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Thinking about dirty sci-fi designs covered in belts and straps and stuff.
Dressing like a fighter pilot to do menial maintenance work.
Dressing like a fighter pilot to do menial maintenance work.
Checkered... flag?? Not quite.
He's gotta throw that thing back for every driver who passes the finish line.
He's gotta throw that thing back for every driver who passes the finish line.
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Checkered... flag?? Not quite.
He's gotta throw that thing back for every driver who passes the finish line.
He's gotta throw that thing back for every driver who passes the finish line.
What if Pop was waving the checkered flag at the end of a race.
And by flag, I mean ass.
And by flag, I mean ass.
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
What if Pop was waving the checkered flag at the end of a race.
And by flag, I mean ass.
And by flag, I mean ass.
It's my birthday!
I was gonna draw Pop stuffing cake in his mouth but I got really fixated on this pinup thing instead lmao.
I was gonna draw Pop stuffing cake in his mouth but I got really fixated on this pinup thing instead lmao.
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's my birthday!
I was gonna draw Pop stuffing cake in his mouth but I got really fixated on this pinup thing instead lmao.
I was gonna draw Pop stuffing cake in his mouth but I got really fixated on this pinup thing instead lmao.
Comm for @barelyabarrel.bsky.social
Summer aint over yet. Still plenty of time to do some pooltoy lounging.
Summer aint over yet. Still plenty of time to do some pooltoy lounging.
September 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Comm for @barelyabarrel.bsky.social
Summer aint over yet. Still plenty of time to do some pooltoy lounging.
Summer aint over yet. Still plenty of time to do some pooltoy lounging.
The dopey racing dragon
August 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The dopey racing dragon
Commission for @toffball.bsky.social.
Wearing P-Balloon undies to bed? "Big" mistake!
Wearing P-Balloon undies to bed? "Big" mistake!
August 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Commission for @toffball.bsky.social.
Wearing P-Balloon undies to bed? "Big" mistake!
Wearing P-Balloon undies to bed? "Big" mistake!
I've been having those goofy tracksuits on the brain lately. It's just so gaudy and awful. And for that, it's very fun.
August 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I've been having those goofy tracksuits on the brain lately. It's just so gaudy and awful. And for that, it's very fun.
I don't have the patience to make him look real authentic and nice haha.
July 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don't have the patience to make him look real authentic and nice haha.
Taking comms for the month of August. Looking to close submissions by Friday or Sunday!
forms.gle/ny1utByvDGAn...
forms.gle/ny1utByvDGAn...
July 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Taking comms for the month of August. Looking to close submissions by Friday or Sunday!
forms.gle/ny1utByvDGAn...
forms.gle/ny1utByvDGAn...
All you can drink milkshake. What could go wrong?
New YCH up for bidding on FA.
www.furaffinity.net/view/61646054/
Bidding closes on the 24th @ 5pm PST
New YCH up for bidding on FA.
www.furaffinity.net/view/61646054/
Bidding closes on the 24th @ 5pm PST
July 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
All you can drink milkshake. What could go wrong?
New YCH up for bidding on FA.
www.furaffinity.net/view/61646054/
Bidding closes on the 24th @ 5pm PST
New YCH up for bidding on FA.
www.furaffinity.net/view/61646054/
Bidding closes on the 24th @ 5pm PST