Bill Yunairsinguillotines
@sincitysuperman.bsky.social
I'm just a caveman, your world frightens and confuses me. He/Him
Pinned
There's not a single human concept that mother nature gives a single fuck about.
He's making a mess in his diaper, America.
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
He's making a mess in his diaper, America.
It's funny cuz she's small, but her name is Ariana GRANDE.
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
It's funny cuz she's small, but her name is Ariana GRANDE.
I've discovered a method of manipulating cells in OTHER people's brains. It's called talking.
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I've discovered a method of manipulating cells in OTHER people's brains. It's called talking.
Rugged individualism?!? You mean loneliness?
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Rugged individualism?!? You mean loneliness?
Need a new emoji that means AI slop.
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Need a new emoji that means AI slop.
This could be the year it happens.
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This could be the year it happens.
BREAKING: Scientists had a decimal point in the wrong spot. Y2K is actually happening TOMORROW.
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
BREAKING: Scientists had a decimal point in the wrong spot. Y2K is actually happening TOMORROW.
You know who.
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You know who.
Imagine giving a fuck.
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Imagine giving a fuck.
If you're reading this, I wanna fuck your brain so hard you question what even matters.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If you're reading this, I wanna fuck your brain so hard you question what even matters.
Vegas is all about the mountains, benjamins.
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Vegas is all about the mountains, benjamins.
Should I get fat?
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Should I get fat?
The band, the weight. The seeker, the who. The man the killers.
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The band, the weight. The seeker, the who. The man the killers.
Pictures of Christmas lights and fireworks are like AI pictures: Nobody wants to see that shit.
December 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Pictures of Christmas lights and fireworks are like AI pictures: Nobody wants to see that shit.
If you hate people, I feel bad for you son, cuz as a matter of fact, there's over eight billion of 'em.
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you hate people, I feel bad for you son, cuz as a matter of fact, there's over eight billion of 'em.
If you're never wrong, you're never learning anything.
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
If you're never wrong, you're never learning anything.
Name a better laugh than 'Ho Ho Ho'. go ahead, I'll wait.
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Name a better laugh than 'Ho Ho Ho'. go ahead, I'll wait.
Culture = Distributed Consciousness = Hive Mind
December 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Culture = Distributed Consciousness = Hive Mind
I'm the ghost of Christmas pissed.
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm the ghost of Christmas pissed.
Call me crazy, but the moon owes me money.
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Call me crazy, but the moon owes me money.
Humans love social media, and their own farts.
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Humans love social media, and their own farts.
Expectations limit possibilities.
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Expectations limit possibilities.
CTRL + D
(eez nuts)
(eez nuts)
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
CTRL + D
(eez nuts)
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PROTIP: When filling out the "where does it hurt" medical form, just save time and circle the brain.
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
PROTIP: When filling out the "where does it hurt" medical form, just save time and circle the brain.
According to a new study, net worth and quality of character are always inversely proportional.
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
According to a new study, net worth and quality of character are always inversely proportional.