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November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I tried on a pair today that not only had leg pockets, but the leg pockets had pockets inside of them. And outside of them. There was like 4 pockets per pocket. And even the normal pockets had additional internal pockets.
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Cargo shorts are the 5-in-1 soap of the fashion world.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ....Leave. Just leave the internet. You have nothing of value to say, and I don't see that changing anytime ever.
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
And, for fuck sake, no more "everyday carry" when you're talking about a fucking pen!
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
No more tactical pants/shirts/jackets/vests/hats/truck packages. No more t-shirts with flags on the sleeves. No more "concealed carry" everything. No more playing dress-up as soldiers. No more police dressed and armed for war.

No more.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Seriously, though...I want to get to a time when all of this bullshit "tactical" everything is just...done. No more molle straps on water jugs, no more "battle belt set-up" instruction videos for people scared to leave their cul-de-sac unarmed. No more "gear". No more "mil-spec" anything.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Awww, look at the widdle internet tough guy. So cute. So impotent. So small.

So nothing.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Do they really need to be answered?
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That is one destructive wiener.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm sorry
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ahh. That worked.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've got like 10 beanies already. This is much more of a "I haven't gotten you a green-card gift yet" style.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Amazon is misbehaving, which sucks because I found such a cute beanie....just saying....
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
apropos of nothing, do you like the color "wine red" and or have any cloth allergies?
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My "all Libertarians have spent their lives having daddy buy their way" has also held up.
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You better be nice to my friend (you).
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November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Fries are car snacks while you drive the rest of your dinner home.

#Rules
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
True. A bot is actually worth a shit.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM