Also could be getting paid on a per person basis...this would also explain a lot about the profiling and "I don't care if you have ID" tactics. This method would also be off payroll which could be buried in vague invoices.

Best sign: “So bad even introverts came out”

Which ones. DM me in case I have a dupe.

Dionysian

I was also so caught up in the hair that I completely ignored whatever that moustache is.

This is like if Liquid Television's Dogboy made a Captain Kangaroo tribute