Was low speed drop, crash just rhymed better
In order of import:
Wife's fine (shouldered a rock when she bailed, sore, no bruise)
Bikes fine (windshield got nudged and needed to be reseated)
I'm good (what's not is already paid for by the VA)

So glad to be out of the Army.
Just in time for me to question if the country I served for 22 years is going to abandon me and democracy because MAGA is Fascist and I'm apparently a sucker and/or loser