Pumpkin Knight
@sir-pumpkin-knight.bsky.social
Just here for RPG stuff, snarkery, and maybe some pictures that need to be put in an untitled folder.
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Sounds like someone might have a bit of a fetish... 🤔
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Sounds like someone might have a bit of a fetish... 🤔
"Happy" New Year might be a little overzealous right now...
Hopefully Somewhat Less Shitty New Year's, everyone.
Hopefully Somewhat Less Shitty New Year's, everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 AM
"Happy" New Year might be a little overzealous right now...
Hopefully Somewhat Less Shitty New Year's, everyone.
Hopefully Somewhat Less Shitty New Year's, everyone.
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Happy Holidays.
And if you're one of those assholes who can't resist their consumer gluttony for one whole day, please don't try to act like a hero of the working class by saying "gee, sucks you have to work today."
And if you're one of those assholes who can't resist their consumer gluttony for one whole day, please don't try to act like a hero of the working class by saying "gee, sucks you have to work today."
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy Holidays.
And if you're one of those assholes who can't resist their consumer gluttony for one whole day, please don't try to act like a hero of the working class by saying "gee, sucks you have to work today."
And if you're one of those assholes who can't resist their consumer gluttony for one whole day, please don't try to act like a hero of the working class by saying "gee, sucks you have to work today."
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Men will be like “women won’t even LOOK at you if you’re under 6 feet!” And then when they see a woman with a shorter man, they’ll say shit like this.
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Men will be like “women won’t even LOOK at you if you’re under 6 feet!” And then when they see a woman with a shorter man, they’ll say shit like this.
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Trumplings
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trumplings
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Female scorpions, mantises, and black widow spiders don't wait for dinnertime 😈
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Female scorpions, mantises, and black widow spiders don't wait for dinnertime 😈
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So... how long do you typically have to go without hearing from someone in the Ukraine before you have to start accepting that they might be gone?
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So... how long do you typically have to go without hearing from someone in the Ukraine before you have to start accepting that they might be gone?
Dear gaping consumer assholes,
Hoping the employee had a rushed family lunch doesn't absolve you from shopping on a holiday, ensuring they'll be open again next year as well.
You had 26 days this month to prepare to go 1 day without. Get your shit together.
Hoping the employee had a rushed family lunch doesn't absolve you from shopping on a holiday, ensuring they'll be open again next year as well.
You had 26 days this month to prepare to go 1 day without. Get your shit together.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dear gaping consumer assholes,
Hoping the employee had a rushed family lunch doesn't absolve you from shopping on a holiday, ensuring they'll be open again next year as well.
You had 26 days this month to prepare to go 1 day without. Get your shit together.
Hoping the employee had a rushed family lunch doesn't absolve you from shopping on a holiday, ensuring they'll be open again next year as well.
You had 26 days this month to prepare to go 1 day without. Get your shit together.
Must be rough for MAGA right now; not knowing if they should be incandescent with rage and revenge over a Democrat shooter, or full of heartfelt sympathy and prayers for a poor Republican soul who made an unfortunate error in judgment concerning gun safety.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Must be rough for MAGA right now; not knowing if they should be incandescent with rage and revenge over a Democrat shooter, or full of heartfelt sympathy and prayers for a poor Republican soul who made an unfortunate error in judgment concerning gun safety.
You had ONE job...
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You had ONE job...
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JD Vance is such a scum sucking bottom feeder the couch is making him sleep on the bed.
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
JD Vance is such a scum sucking bottom feeder the couch is making him sleep on the bed.
You know it's gonna be a great day when your first customer is a little old man with a jagged SS tattoo on his neck.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You know it's gonna be a great day when your first customer is a little old man with a jagged SS tattoo on his neck.
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PSA for my fellow hefty men:
You know that thing you do where you shave your cheeks and your jaw so that your beard goes at a diagonal line from your sideburns to your chin to try and make it look like you have a smaller face?
Yeah, that optical illusion ain't fooling anybody.
You know that thing you do where you shave your cheeks and your jaw so that your beard goes at a diagonal line from your sideburns to your chin to try and make it look like you have a smaller face?
Yeah, that optical illusion ain't fooling anybody.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
PSA for my fellow hefty men:
You know that thing you do where you shave your cheeks and your jaw so that your beard goes at a diagonal line from your sideburns to your chin to try and make it look like you have a smaller face?
Yeah, that optical illusion ain't fooling anybody.
You know that thing you do where you shave your cheeks and your jaw so that your beard goes at a diagonal line from your sideburns to your chin to try and make it look like you have a smaller face?
Yeah, that optical illusion ain't fooling anybody.
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