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You know what…
January 12, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Chris Perfetti never misses on a red carpet! Every appearance is a masterclass in bold-yet-understated fashion and impeccable taste. Who is styling this man? #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Lmaooo!!! Mind you, the openly gay minister looked over at us like:
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Preacher: “Either you’re gonna open up or tighten up…”

All the Black gay men from the praise team:
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Per my last email:
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I—
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Anybody: “Guess what?!?!”

Me:
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Happy Founder’s Day, @un-conquered.bsky.social! We see you in your lil’ Timberlands and your blue+white Air Force Ones! 😘♥️🤭
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
HOUSEWIVES?!?!
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Chaka, PLEASE!!! 😭😭😭
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Chair said:
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 AM
She’s traveled a bit…

tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
January 7, 2026 at 11:04 AM
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
😭😭😭😭😭 there is just soooo much to say. Are you familiar with this man?
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
This one is giving chair of the Clarence Eugene Thomas Future Black Republicans of America Association. Please!!!
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Any face will do!” — @thisismonte.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Per my last email:
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey, com’ere for a second. I gotta tell you summn.
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You’re not wrong, but that’s precisely what makes it so enjoyable to me. Ashley is like a caricature of a housewife; it almost feels like the Ashley is SNL’s portrayal of a housewife, which makes it seem like no one takes it seriously, and we’re all in on the joke. It works for me! 😂
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM