Dan Smith
@sirdansmith.bsky.social
I *still* press keyboard keys in specific combinations for money, and in somewhat different combinations for pleasure.
bloody Swiss, they'll put holes in anything
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
bloody Swiss, they'll put holes in anything
what a difference a .01 revision makes ...
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
what a difference a .01 revision makes ...
hear ye the blast of fanfare from trumpet winsock
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
hear ye the blast of fanfare from trumpet winsock
you're obviously not spending enough time in cyberspace
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
you're obviously not spending enough time in cyberspace
New power move: Returning signed copies of photos to your blackmailers
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
New power move: Returning signed copies of photos to your blackmailers
certainly throws new light on the lyrics of the two choruses
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
certainly throws new light on the lyrics of the two choruses
"being a horrible person" is probably the only thing that cuts across party lines as being praiseworthy on Sky
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"being a horrible person" is probably the only thing that cuts across party lines as being praiseworthy on Sky
it's such a dumb rule - creating ambiguity where there doesn't need to be any because ... biggie letters look yucky?
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
it's such a dumb rule - creating ambiguity where there doesn't need to be any because ... biggie letters look yucky?
orange - the truthful colour!
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
orange - the truthful colour!
ok I've got Geldof on the line but Bill Murray's not returning my calls for some reason
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
ok I've got Geldof on the line but Bill Murray's not returning my calls for some reason
checks out ... consistent with the Garfield canon as I understand it
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
checks out ... consistent with the Garfield canon as I understand it
A politician whose own support from the wider public is wafer thin
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A politician whose own support from the wider public is wafer thin
"hey Zeno, get back to work"
"I don't think so, my friend ..."
"I don't think so, my friend ..."
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"hey Zeno, get back to work"
"I don't think so, my friend ..."
"I don't think so, my friend ..."