The Ariana Grande of Accounting
@sirend.bsky.social
not the “standard edition” of your “midwest” girl in Kansas🖤🦄 🌻🔭 #trialwatcher
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Musically obsessed🎤🎶🎧
id rather be reading a book on a patio or in a jazz club then stumbling home to my cats and dog📚🎷🎺
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Musically obsessed🎤🎶🎧
id rather be reading a book on a patio or in a jazz club then stumbling home to my cats and dog📚🎷🎺
Bet you haven’t even asked me on a date
September 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Bet you haven’t even asked me on a date
I’m an open and honest person?! But if you want me to moan I would say “good girl” while being aggressive….
September 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I’m an open and honest person?! But if you want me to moan I would say “good girl” while being aggressive….
And I’m disappointed because you couldn’t just be honest??
September 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
And I’m disappointed because you couldn’t just be honest??
We have a lot to say
September 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
We have a lot to say
I think it was when I lost my virginity but idk I can confirm my serious boyfriend I did and anyone I’m trying to keep I do on the reg it’s fun
September 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I think it was when I lost my virginity but idk I can confirm my serious boyfriend I did and anyone I’m trying to keep I do on the reg it’s fun
Every moment with my kids from birth to now. They are my greatest work.
September 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Every moment with my kids from birth to now. They are my greatest work.
Discovery of Witches
September 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Discovery of Witches
This made me realize I don’t think about this enough……so chipotle? It’s my last expensive throw
Johnnys does this pizza I love..::
Johnnys does this pizza I love..::
September 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This made me realize I don’t think about this enough……so chipotle? It’s my last expensive throw
Johnnys does this pizza I love..::
Johnnys does this pizza I love..::
Triple shot espresso Carmel macchiato which is technically a latte, hot, venti, no whip.
September 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Triple shot espresso Carmel macchiato which is technically a latte, hot, venti, no whip.
I hope to save up enough to get one I’ve wanted since 8th grade for my dad’s mom. My one and only.💕
September 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I hope to save up enough to get one I’ve wanted since 8th grade for my dad’s mom. My one and only.💕
I clean up well
Currently I am in full gag mode
Currently I am in full gag mode
September 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I clean up well
Currently I am in full gag mode
Currently I am in full gag mode
None. I am who I am and praise Beyoncé
September 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
None. I am who I am and praise Beyoncé
Private hut in Fiji off the ocean where I can scream and yell and moan all night and day while eating whatever I want and doing nothing for no one
September 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Private hut in Fiji off the ocean where I can scream and yell and moan all night and day while eating whatever I want and doing nothing for no one
Kiss me Kate
Ever After
Xanadu
The Women
Hellraiser
Ever After
Xanadu
The Women
Hellraiser
September 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Kiss me Kate
Ever After
Xanadu
The Women
Hellraiser
Ever After
Xanadu
The Women
Hellraiser
Lolololol the fuck internet
September 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Lolololol the fuck internet
I am my dogs emotional support human
September 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I am my dogs emotional support human
But you won’t try to find out
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
But you won’t try to find out
“I’m picking you up at X time, dress for Y”
September 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“I’m picking you up at X time, dress for Y”
Hello and that’s a good way to get mine. Swoon
September 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hello and that’s a good way to get mine. Swoon
It’s my favorite food group
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s my favorite food group
That would be pretty romantic Josh🤣🤣
September 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
That would be pretty romantic Josh🤣🤣