Robust Robutt
@sirvegas.bsky.social
Demiboy (He/They), 28 years old
Gamer and robo afficionado.
Gamer and robo afficionado.
I love it when customers are clearly desperate for a "gotcha" moment.
Me: Since your invoice due dates are usually around the 20th per month, I can-
Customer: Ahem, this one was actually on the 19th!
Me: ... yes, usually AROUND the 20th. Anyway-
Me: Since your invoice due dates are usually around the 20th per month, I can-
Customer: Ahem, this one was actually on the 19th!
Me: ... yes, usually AROUND the 20th. Anyway-
February 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I love it when customers are clearly desperate for a "gotcha" moment.
Me: Since your invoice due dates are usually around the 20th per month, I can-
Customer: Ahem, this one was actually on the 19th!
Me: ... yes, usually AROUND the 20th. Anyway-
Me: Since your invoice due dates are usually around the 20th per month, I can-
Customer: Ahem, this one was actually on the 19th!
Me: ... yes, usually AROUND the 20th. Anyway-
Caller: Excuse me, but why does the estimated total never fully match what I get on the invoice?
Me: Because.... it's the estimate. It's what it says on the tin.
Me: Because.... it's the estimate. It's what it says on the tin.
January 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Caller: Excuse me, but why does the estimated total never fully match what I get on the invoice?
Me: Because.... it's the estimate. It's what it says on the tin.
Me: Because.... it's the estimate. It's what it says on the tin.
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January 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Watched an old man spend ages parking his tiny car.
Went into the spot, backed out to readjust before going in. This went on for a couple minutes.
Man had his head out the window to make sure he was aligned properly.
I'm genuinely impressed. Somehow, he ended up taking up three parking spots.
Went into the spot, backed out to readjust before going in. This went on for a couple minutes.
Man had his head out the window to make sure he was aligned properly.
I'm genuinely impressed. Somehow, he ended up taking up three parking spots.
December 30, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Watched an old man spend ages parking his tiny car.
Went into the spot, backed out to readjust before going in. This went on for a couple minutes.
Man had his head out the window to make sure he was aligned properly.
I'm genuinely impressed. Somehow, he ended up taking up three parking spots.
Went into the spot, backed out to readjust before going in. This went on for a couple minutes.
Man had his head out the window to make sure he was aligned properly.
I'm genuinely impressed. Somehow, he ended up taking up three parking spots.
My dad was watching the news, and because it got too depressing, he decided to hop over to watching Scandinavian crime dramas instead.
November 20, 2024 at 6:23 PM
My dad was watching the news, and because it got too depressing, he decided to hop over to watching Scandinavian crime dramas instead.
Me: I wonder how old people are so often tricked into sharing sensitive information...
Elderly customer when asked for d.o.b.: Here is my social security number, my mother's maiden name, the street where I grew up, and the name of my first pet.
Elderly customer when asked for d.o.b.: Here is my social security number, my mother's maiden name, the street where I grew up, and the name of my first pet.
November 4, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Me: I wonder how old people are so often tricked into sharing sensitive information...
Elderly customer when asked for d.o.b.: Here is my social security number, my mother's maiden name, the street where I grew up, and the name of my first pet.
Elderly customer when asked for d.o.b.: Here is my social security number, my mother's maiden name, the street where I grew up, and the name of my first pet.
I hate using Amazon for online shopping. Not even primarily for the obvious moral reasons.
"We will GLADLY sacrifice our employees' physical and mental health to get your purchase to you in a timely manner! Oh, you live outside of the US? You'll get it this year. Possibly. If at all."
"We will GLADLY sacrifice our employees' physical and mental health to get your purchase to you in a timely manner! Oh, you live outside of the US? You'll get it this year. Possibly. If at all."
October 24, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I hate using Amazon for online shopping. Not even primarily for the obvious moral reasons.
"We will GLADLY sacrifice our employees' physical and mental health to get your purchase to you in a timely manner! Oh, you live outside of the US? You'll get it this year. Possibly. If at all."
"We will GLADLY sacrifice our employees' physical and mental health to get your purchase to you in a timely manner! Oh, you live outside of the US? You'll get it this year. Possibly. If at all."
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The kobold reinforcements have arrived!
October 2, 2024 at 8:01 PM
The kobold reinforcements have arrived!