William M
@sirwilhelmicus.bsky.social
Seattleite, squirrel befriender, coffee imbiber
I recognized it thanks to the glory that is MST3K! I'm addicted to their live stream on YouTube.
December 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I recognized it thanks to the glory that is MST3K! I'm addicted to their live stream on YouTube.
Frank's stunt double at the 3:16 mark?
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Frank's stunt double at the 3:16 mark?
I was wavering between the Penguin and Mr. Weatherbee (the latter solely because of the "egad!"), but I think Penguin is more likely. 🤷
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I was wavering between the Penguin and Mr. Weatherbee (the latter solely because of the "egad!"), but I think Penguin is more likely. 🤷
Does the story explain why the vampire cow chooses to wear a cloak?
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Does the story explain why the vampire cow chooses to wear a cloak?
The world may never know how he got the ornament into his mouth, but some mysteries are better left unsolved.
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The world may never know how he got the ornament into his mouth, but some mysteries are better left unsolved.
(to the tune of Artie Kendall's ditties)
Oooo, the Stacker's grabbin' sweaters left and right
And the poor slob seems right clueless of my plight
I tried to whine, then growl
Even tried a mournful howl
But what did the trick was a good ol' fashioned bite
Chompity-doo!
Oooo, the Stacker's grabbin' sweaters left and right
And the poor slob seems right clueless of my plight
I tried to whine, then growl
Even tried a mournful howl
But what did the trick was a good ol' fashioned bite
Chompity-doo!
December 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
(to the tune of Artie Kendall's ditties)
Oooo, the Stacker's grabbin' sweaters left and right
And the poor slob seems right clueless of my plight
I tried to whine, then growl
Even tried a mournful howl
But what did the trick was a good ol' fashioned bite
Chompity-doo!
Oooo, the Stacker's grabbin' sweaters left and right
And the poor slob seems right clueless of my plight
I tried to whine, then growl
Even tried a mournful howl
But what did the trick was a good ol' fashioned bite
Chompity-doo!
I'm still holding out for the 4K transfer! I demand to see every noodle in Coach Fedder's chicken soup in crispy high-def.
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm still holding out for the 4K transfer! I demand to see every noodle in Coach Fedder's chicken soup in crispy high-def.
Happy Belated Birthday!
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Happy Belated Birthday!
Such a great "comfort" show. Might be time for a re-watch. Speaking of table reads, I can't say I'd be a big fan of them (or rehearsals). Seems like actors would be able to play off of each other more spontaneously and genuinely if they had no idea what the other person would do (not counting slaps)
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Such a great "comfort" show. Might be time for a re-watch. Speaking of table reads, I can't say I'd be a big fan of them (or rehearsals). Seems like actors would be able to play off of each other more spontaneously and genuinely if they had no idea what the other person would do (not counting slaps)
I (and my sister) managed to endorse Mountain Dew, Jiffy Pop, Kool-Aid, the state of Michigan, AND lemon-fresh Joy in a single shot.
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I (and my sister) managed to endorse Mountain Dew, Jiffy Pop, Kool-Aid, the state of Michigan, AND lemon-fresh Joy in a single shot.
Reminds me of my favorite dad joke: "I never wanted to believe that my father was stealing from his job as a highway construction worker, but looking back, all the signs were there."
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reminds me of my favorite dad joke: "I never wanted to believe that my father was stealing from his job as a highway construction worker, but looking back, all the signs were there."
I mean, either pork brains or "milk gravy" would be nauseating enough on their own, but what kind of sadist would put them together? Which reminds me...my grandparents used to eat "head cheese", and I'm grateful to this day that they never offered me any.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I mean, either pork brains or "milk gravy" would be nauseating enough on their own, but what kind of sadist would put them together? Which reminds me...my grandparents used to eat "head cheese", and I'm grateful to this day that they never offered me any.
I choose to believe that the main constituent of the creature's patchwork body is Artie Kendall after being fished out of the East River.
November 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I choose to believe that the main constituent of the creature's patchwork body is Artie Kendall after being fished out of the East River.
You can mess with the partygoers further by pronouncing "bionic" like "biopic".
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You can mess with the partygoers further by pronouncing "bionic" like "biopic".
"It's not more than you need, just more than you're used to."
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"It's not more than you need, just more than you're used to."
My favorite is when I run into old co-workers and they have no idea who I am. Am I that forgettable? Apparently.
October 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My favorite is when I run into old co-workers and they have no idea who I am. Am I that forgettable? Apparently.
I'm more worried about Mr. Lodge electrocuting himself when he cuts that cord with his (presumably metal) scissors.
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I'm more worried about Mr. Lodge electrocuting himself when he cuts that cord with his (presumably metal) scissors.
Meh. Lando redeemed himself; this guy was basically "LOL, I betrayed you, deal with it, peace out".
October 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Meh. Lando redeemed himself; this guy was basically "LOL, I betrayed you, deal with it, peace out".
Good LORD! *choke*
October 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Good LORD! *choke*
What, the SorosBux and MH2 residual checks aren't enough??
October 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What, the SorosBux and MH2 residual checks aren't enough??
I've long had a theory that anyone with moderate competence armed with a two-year business degree from a junior college could (and would) do at least as well as any of these Ivy League peeps they usually put in charge.
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I've long had a theory that anyone with moderate competence armed with a two-year business degree from a junior college could (and would) do at least as well as any of these Ivy League peeps they usually put in charge.
He was given a "time out" one Thanksgiving and banished to a sofa in the dark attic for several hours. Troublesome coping mechanisms arose.
October 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He was given a "time out" one Thanksgiving and banished to a sofa in the dark attic for several hours. Troublesome coping mechanisms arose.
In my own experience, there will be equal parts wailing and gnashing of teeth.
October 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In my own experience, there will be equal parts wailing and gnashing of teeth.