Sissys Dad
@sissysdad56.bsky.social
Sissy was my (deaf) first Pug that started my journey into all things Pug. I may not remember a person's name, but I can tell you when their dogs birthday is. I was Mike the Masked Avenger on Twitter. X refugee. 🚫DM.
Trump is now using our military to seize oil tankers just like Somali pirates. Our new flag:
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trump is now using our military to seize oil tankers just like Somali pirates. Our new flag:
When Donald Trump has an orgasm and FIFA President Gianni Infantino keeps sucking.
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When Donald Trump has an orgasm and FIFA President Gianni Infantino keeps sucking.
Farmers were warned that Trump did not care about them and they still voted for him. They were going bankrupt and selling off to the lowest bidder. And today, those same farmers are like:
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Farmers were warned that Trump did not care about them and they still voted for him. They were going bankrupt and selling off to the lowest bidder. And today, those same farmers are like:
I knew it would be just a matter of time before the government steps in!
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I knew it would be just a matter of time before the government steps in!
The joke is on us. You can't scan a brain if it is missing to begin with.
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The joke is on us. You can't scan a brain if it is missing to begin with.
Who is really the president? Trump did not write this. If asked, I am sure the man that claims to have the best memory and a great "a brain" would not know anything about it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Who is really the president? Trump did not write this. If asked, I am sure the man that claims to have the best memory and a great "a brain" would not know anything about it.
When Trump orgasms and Miller keeps sucking.
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When Trump orgasms and Miller keeps sucking.
Down... Set... Blew 42, Blew 42
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Down... Set... Blew 42, Blew 42
When Trump orgasms and Tim Kaine keeps sucking.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When Trump orgasms and Tim Kaine keeps sucking.
Hey Walmart... I am not a female, but I really don't think these would be considered to be a very good substitute.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hey Walmart... I am not a female, but I really don't think these would be considered to be a very good substitute.
Apparently, this farmer was denied a permit to build a horse shelter.
Fortunately, you don't need a permit to build a table and chairs.
Fortunately, you don't need a permit to build a table and chairs.
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Apparently, this farmer was denied a permit to build a horse shelter.
Fortunately, you don't need a permit to build a table and chairs.
Fortunately, you don't need a permit to build a table and chairs.
Attention everyone... Sen. McConnell has the floor.
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Attention everyone... Sen. McConnell has the floor.
These two enjoyed hogging the couch as you can see how much room they allow me to have. Fizz-Gig (Pug) even brings his blanket. This is how they sleep together, but Fizz and Rowdy act like they hate each other when they are awake.
I miss these two brats.
I miss these two brats.
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
These two enjoyed hogging the couch as you can see how much room they allow me to have. Fizz-Gig (Pug) even brings his blanket. This is how they sleep together, but Fizz and Rowdy act like they hate each other when they are awake.
I miss these two brats.
I miss these two brats.
It costs taxpayers $3.3 million each week for the Fat Mango to golf.
October 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It costs taxpayers $3.3 million each week for the Fat Mango to golf.
I don't know about you, but we need to nominate the Portland Frog for a Nobel Peace Prize.
October 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I don't know about you, but we need to nominate the Portland Frog for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I am sure catsup is all over the walls because he didn't get a Nobel. He is obsessed with Obama because he does have one.
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I am sure catsup is all over the walls because he didn't get a Nobel. He is obsessed with Obama because he does have one.
Just go over Mike Johnson and swear in the new member of Congress from Arizona. Stop asking him. He knows if he does his job, Trump is screwed.
October 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just go over Mike Johnson and swear in the new member of Congress from Arizona. Stop asking him. He knows if he does his job, Trump is screwed.
Trump is so pissed that he did not get the Nobel Prize and is constantly reminded that former President Obama did get one.
Trump is so obsessed with Obama.
Trump is so obsessed with Obama.
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Trump is so pissed that he did not get the Nobel Prize and is constantly reminded that former President Obama did get one.
Trump is so obsessed with Obama.
Trump is so obsessed with Obama.
Ask him in front of a camera and he will again say he knows nothing about it.
Better yet... ask him to pronounce acetaminophen while riding a stopped escalator.
Better yet... ask him to pronounce acetaminophen while riding a stopped escalator.
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ask him in front of a camera and he will again say he knows nothing about it.
Better yet... ask him to pronounce acetaminophen while riding a stopped escalator.
Better yet... ask him to pronounce acetaminophen while riding a stopped escalator.
Portland, Oregon is being overpowered. I am waiting for a craft brewery to open and sitting here with my coffee and bear claw watching the mayhem. At one point, they were talking about going to a park later to watch high bike jousting or something.
Send reinforcements.
Send reinforcements.
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Portland, Oregon is being overpowered. I am waiting for a craft brewery to open and sitting here with my coffee and bear claw watching the mayhem. At one point, they were talking about going to a park later to watch high bike jousting or something.
Send reinforcements.
Send reinforcements.
So, what does everyone else think? We deport Tom Homan to Venezuela or El Salvador until we decide to investigate more and give him a court date?
September 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So, what does everyone else think? We deport Tom Homan to Venezuela or El Salvador until we decide to investigate more and give him a court date?
