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Ole Miss. Average runner. Photographer. I post a lot about college sports. Signal: @sizemo.87
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Apparently I am not in this but what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this
US House TX-33 district. It is unbelievably gerrymandered and covers part of both Dallas and Fort Worth as well as some north Dallas suburbs but holy shit I cannot convey how much this doesn’t make sense as a single contiguous voting bloc except for the purposes of disenfranchising people.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Significantly harder to do with a six month old! I will always love my chaos tree though
A chaotic Christmas tree with a tote of Christmas ornaments on one side and a pink bean bag chair on the other
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Perfect timeline synergy
A screenshot of the skyline. On top is the skeet I’m replying to. Below that is a skeet of an ad from twitter that’s one those targeted personalized clothing things but instead of a stupid t-shirt aimed at plumbers born in November, its green leggings with a grinch hand on one ass cheek and the words “[man’s name] stole my heart and owns my ass” on the other cheek.
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Ole Miss podcast going well this morning
@RebelMan-HYDR Aliens never made the playoffs
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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HYDR MY FUCKIN COACH
OXFORD - Maybe it's fable. Maybe it's just partially true. On an emotional weekend in Oxford, it might even be something that was blown out of proportion by sheer rage. Regardless, it's a story that might take on a life of its own over the coming years. It was Saturday night, and Auburn and Alabama were fighting it out in the Iron Bowl on the TVs in the Manning Center. Two guys who know a thing or two about the Iron Bowl, Lane Kiffin and Pete Golding, were a state away in the Manning Center at Ole Miss. "Why don't you take your ass home to watch the rest of that?" Golding said to Kiffin, per a source. "This isn't your office anymore."
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Trust the process
Turkey gumbo in a bowl
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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These two posts belong together
Chris Vannini • @chrisvannini.com • 1m Lane Kiffin's decision has been imminent for 8 hours. Someone please save Marty Smith. @GBDinExile @gbdawkins.bsky.social • 15s life is suffering.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The Until Saturday signoff was pretty funny today. Also if Ole Miss, TAMU, SMU and UNT all make the playofflike Austin Mock’s latest projection, that covers all of the alma maters between my household and my stepdad’s.
Happy Thanksgiving week to you and the local lowlifes your team is about to play. Those degenerates are nothing like you, even though they were born four minutes away from you and went to the same high school as you and order the same things as you at your favorite regional fast food chain. Completely different category of human, we assure you. Emails always welcome at untilsaturday@theathletic.com.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Saturday Evening Post has some great football covers. I have a couple on my wall.
Two autumn themed football covers of the Saturday evening post framed on a wall. There’s a framed photograph of a southwestern landscape framed next to them too.
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Pat McCafé taking up for Ole Miss
The worst person you know just made a great point
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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breastfeeding is such a beautiful, intimate experience.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content.
A forum post entitled “Does this end with Lane becoming a U.S. Senator in 20 years?”
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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People be tweeting
A forum post entitled “What the hell is going on”
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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A couple of funny posts
A forum post with the poster’s name omitted: I think it's possible I died a while back and now l am in hell with all of you. That's the only thing that makes sense A forum post with the poster’s name omitted: You know those days people talk about for years and end up on documentaries? You're living in one.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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What a great score
GB has scored 6 points while the Giants have scored 7
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The great thing about an RSS feed is that you get to see what the headlines were before someone went HEY WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOTTA CHANGE THIS
RSS headline: Pritchard, White Power Celtics to Season-Best Rout of Grizzlies - NBA Headline when you click through to the webpage: Pritchard, White Lead Celtics to Season-Best Rout of Grizzlies
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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THE BULK TRASH TRUCK ARM BROKE DOWN IN OUR FRONT YARD!!!!
A big truck with a yellow hydraulic arm coming off the back of it with a guy in hi viz clothing using a grease gun on the grabby claw part that’s sitting on the front lawn.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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John Isner is extremely tall and also very nice
John Isner sitting in a chair holding a mic mid-sentence. He is in front of a backdrop that says Dallas Influencers in Sports and Entertainment.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I make NFL memes now
Laura Ingraham on the left half of the screen, one of the dipshits who ran for the republican nomination in 2024 whose name I can’t remember on the right half. Underneath them, the fox lower third says “by winning, [The Saints] are actually losing.” You can tell that “The Saints” was shopped in there because it doesn’t match the background color of the lower third or the font or font weight.
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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It’s so easy to just live off of coffee and fast food when you’re a new parent
The top half of a dog lying on a rug. North of his head are a green plush mug of coffee and a red plush container of yellow French fries. The container has a smiling face on it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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“Nothing like a fresh cup of joe!”
A dog lying like a loaf of bread and looking at the camera with a plush coffee mug sitting on the floor in front of him
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Caffeine fiend
A dog lying like a loaf of bread with a plush green coffee cup in his mouth as if he’s drinking from it
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Bell curve meme Boo/yay, Our season is over because our third string rb doesn’t run his routes as precisely as I’d like, Boo/yay
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE IT IS THE BEGINNING OF THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR: NOT SUMMER
iPhone weather screenshot. It’s 49 feels like 35 right now and the forecast is cool for the next five days.
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Nope none whatsoever
iPhone text Them: WHY DO WE HAVE TO MAKE IT SO STRESSFUL Me: Because we've sinned against God Me: Or something Them: My head says we are good. My heart is in afib. Me: I literally just told Nugget to never believe in Ole Miss to protect her heart Them: Or her liver Me: I'm not ready to cross that bridge yet Them: Whew Them: Well nvmd. Can't be easy ever Me: I want to die Them: whew
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM