Wait so why are they pouring water on themselves again?

Whoever invited the brookie is that bitch

One time my friends boyfriend was complaining about how most of the fans of his band are dorks like, my guy, it’s because you are a dork. Anyway hope this helps!

Planning a reception is fun because everything cost $3,000 and you’re like hey, that’s not bad until you remember that is just one thing of the never ending things to add to your party.

Just cracked my neck, felt great

An app where everyone just posts updates of how they got certain body parts to crack and how good it felt

Three things I know from memory
Friday the movie
Joe Dirt the movie
The first part of master p’d make up say uhh

If it’s over 50 degrees you should be able to block everyone on email

i just want to drink bevs from a c*nty little glass

The Traitors is a great show and each time I watch it I just keep thinking about Alan Cumming in Chimp Crazy rallying for Tonka

an insane sad play to watch men beef on linkedin

yeah but what if there was a festival poster with a font size we could ALL read?