Simon Mills
@sjmills.net
I make computers do things for money and also for fun.
Fold a paper plane and fly it around while making plane noises. 🛩
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Fold a paper plane and fly it around while making plane noises. 🛩
Hardline water cooling with red coolant would be awesome in this case. A nightmare to maintain but, so incredibly cool.
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Hardline water cooling with red coolant would be awesome in this case. A nightmare to maintain but, so incredibly cool.
Software developer.
"I have this great idea for an app, can you build it?"
"I have this great idea for an app, can you build it?"
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Software developer.
"I have this great idea for an app, can you build it?"
"I have this great idea for an app, can you build it?"
Everything I catch myself thinking this way I remember the scene from Last Action Hero where the kid realizes that he's the comedy sidekick and therefore has no plot armour. 😅
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Everything I catch myself thinking this way I remember the scene from Last Action Hero where the kid realizes that he's the comedy sidekick and therefore has no plot armour. 😅
Me, throwing a third Stanley Cup of the day in the trash: "... what?"
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Me, throwing a third Stanley Cup of the day in the trash: "... what?"
Install Skyrim. Mod it till it breaks. Roll the last mod back. Play until you're bored. Uninstall.
October 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Install Skyrim. Mod it till it breaks. Roll the last mod back. Play until you're bored. Uninstall.
Oreo has a chance to do something truly legendary. 🤣
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Oreo has a chance to do something truly legendary. 🤣
Gotta hit em with one of these 😐
a woman standing in a doorway reading a piece of paper with the word dirty on her arm
ALT: a woman standing in a doorway reading a piece of paper with the word dirty on her arm
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October 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Gotta hit em with one of these 😐
See what it says when you open up the Event Viewer. Sometimes, there is a stack trace for the error in the system events. Might narrow the problem down a bit.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
See what it says when you open up the Event Viewer. Sometimes, there is a stack trace for the error in the system events. Might narrow the problem down a bit.
Let's go!
a starfield hype-o-meter with giraffes on it
ALT: a starfield hype-o-meter with giraffes on it
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October 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Let's go!
Jurassic Spark: The power goes out on the island, and an electrician has to save the day.
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jurassic Spark: The power goes out on the island, and an electrician has to save the day.
"We gotta go!" Iconic.
September 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"We gotta go!" Iconic.
An impeccable reference. 🤣
September 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
An impeccable reference. 🤣