Missed a big opportunity to say "I kid you not"

Should have mentioned that this is my dream car.

Liam made a Road-bot

What i wouldnt do to get all that and shuffle it all together like a deck of cards between two thick slices of toast, and just let the sauces pour down my gullet one more time

🖕

Emily in Paris?

I'm fucked. I'll leave the ambiguity open.

As the Token Foreigner and diversity hire here, it still surprises me whenever someone on the bottom of the food chain argue against basic human rights, and even the simplest of perks like a free bus ride. THIS example is probably an extreme case, but believable.

Congrats! Enjoy the fun of having a baby you can make giggle to no end!

Hehe, wee wee

Whats a Tractors favourite makeup?

Revlon, but in a pinch they'll use MOOOOOO-belline.

#MaybeShesBornWithIt #MaybeItsMOOOOBELLINE

Whats a Tractors favourite breakfast?

Mooooo-sli

Whats a Tractors favourite activity?

Going to the Mooooo-vies

Wheres my laugh emoji? Ah, there he is

Well, i came across this at the right time

Might as well just print it out and post it up at my desk, just as a reminder to myself that Im not alone