I regret to inform you that Stone Temple pilots is indeed good

No, I don't want a "fancy" grill cheese

Getting mad at my dog for acting like a dog

My car has healed itself

Do these jams make my calves look good?

LoL we always learned in school that "pork barrel politics" was like the worst thing ever but it was actually the only thing holding American politics together

Is auto correct getting worse or my finger tips getting thicker!?

OMG I hate April fools so much

If you haven't looked at this it is really cool technology. I may be out of the loop but I haven't seen anything like this before. The future of YouTube?

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Someone should do a Friends edit where Ross is completely edited out (he sucks so bad)

Indoctrinate your kids in the cult of wall Street with a clunky metaphor about how revenue growth is the only non-fake virtue pursued by business

Buying only crypto meme coins for loved ones this Christmas

If I plug in my phone to charge Twitter stops working! WTF!? Haha

Please join me in my class action lawsuit against my favorite college football team. I have suffered great harm from atrocious play calling and special teams. Myself and millions of others will not rest until we are fairly compensated for being forced to survive a dogshit game plan and execution.