Sarah Kattau
@skattau.bsky.social
If Trump really does try to run in 2028, Obama should announce his candidacy in opposition.
"But he's not eligible!" you say.
I know. For exactly the same reason Trump isn't. Let the right wing tie themselves in knots explaining exactly what the problem is.
"But he's not eligible!" you say.
I know. For exactly the same reason Trump isn't. Let the right wing tie themselves in knots explaining exactly what the problem is.
October 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If Trump really does try to run in 2028, Obama should announce his candidacy in opposition.
"But he's not eligible!" you say.
I know. For exactly the same reason Trump isn't. Let the right wing tie themselves in knots explaining exactly what the problem is.
"But he's not eligible!" you say.
I know. For exactly the same reason Trump isn't. Let the right wing tie themselves in knots explaining exactly what the problem is.
In a moment I will be proud of forever, today I helped my toddler nephew (traumatized by a Halloween display in September) make friends with a giant skeleton. His name is Kelton, as in "Bye bye, 'kel-ton," which was repeated when he stopped every minute for two blocks.
He also blew it kisses.
He also blew it kisses.
October 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
In a moment I will be proud of forever, today I helped my toddler nephew (traumatized by a Halloween display in September) make friends with a giant skeleton. His name is Kelton, as in "Bye bye, 'kel-ton," which was repeated when he stopped every minute for two blocks.
He also blew it kisses.
He also blew it kisses.
Welcome to my new podcast called "This is Forty," where I tell you exactly how I slept based on what hurts this morning with a special segment about all of the things that popped when I got out of bed.
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Welcome to my new podcast called "This is Forty," where I tell you exactly how I slept based on what hurts this morning with a special segment about all of the things that popped when I got out of bed.
Took an emergency last-minute trip for a family member. Landed at 11 pm, drove through the mountains and the fog and arrived at the hotel at 1 am to the soft sounds of Billy Joel in the lobby.
Sing it with me! INNNNNNN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT....
Sing it with me! INNNNNNN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT....
September 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Took an emergency last-minute trip for a family member. Landed at 11 pm, drove through the mountains and the fog and arrived at the hotel at 1 am to the soft sounds of Billy Joel in the lobby.
Sing it with me! INNNNNNN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT....
Sing it with me! INNNNNNN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT....
If you were absolutely captivated by the storytelling style of "Black Cake" last year, turn on "Say Nothing" *immediately.* Stick it out through the end of the first episode, and you'll need to know everything.
July 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you were absolutely captivated by the storytelling style of "Black Cake" last year, turn on "Say Nothing" *immediately.* Stick it out through the end of the first episode, and you'll need to know everything.
Military.com has an awful lot of anti-Trump headlines on the main page right now. The barracks article pulls no punches. There will be no upgrades or routine maintenance due to DOGE cuts demanded by Trump.
June 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Military.com has an awful lot of anti-Trump headlines on the main page right now. The barracks article pulls no punches. There will be no upgrades or routine maintenance due to DOGE cuts demanded by Trump.
I am so proud of my cousin's toddler for wanting to save for a rainy day. We learned of this predilection when he pulled a sippy cup of milk from the bottom of his toy chest and tried to drink it. How old was it? Who knows!
May 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I am so proud of my cousin's toddler for wanting to save for a rainy day. We learned of this predilection when he pulled a sippy cup of milk from the bottom of his toy chest and tried to drink it. How old was it? Who knows!
Some days, your BFF calls and asks if you have a garage door opener... then tells you Armageddon is coming (with hail!) and she's in her brand new car nearby, and you spend the next fifteen minutes calling *every neighbor* who can access it until someone opens the door. 🤣🤣😅
May 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Some days, your BFF calls and asks if you have a garage door opener... then tells you Armageddon is coming (with hail!) and she's in her brand new car nearby, and you spend the next fifteen minutes calling *every neighbor* who can access it until someone opens the door. 🤣🤣😅
Muchas gracias, Yum Yum Donuts, for the 1:45 am BEC bagel. It's been a long night.
April 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Muchas gracias, Yum Yum Donuts, for the 1:45 am BEC bagel. It's been a long night.
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Yes. This is what happened, and it’s shameful and cowardly.
April 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yes. This is what happened, and it’s shameful and cowardly.
For my first and maybe most important post, a light topic:
When engaging in a fierce game of tug with my favorite dogs, I like to pet them on the head with my free hand. It makes them *so mad.*
When engaging in a fierce game of tug with my favorite dogs, I like to pet them on the head with my free hand. It makes them *so mad.*
April 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
For my first and maybe most important post, a light topic:
When engaging in a fierce game of tug with my favorite dogs, I like to pet them on the head with my free hand. It makes them *so mad.*
When engaging in a fierce game of tug with my favorite dogs, I like to pet them on the head with my free hand. It makes them *so mad.*