It finally happened. A stranger commented on my friend's 'I suffer from testicular torsion' Jackbox print t-shirt.

the bag says sʜᴀʀᴇ sɪᴢᴇ

but my heart says sɪɴɢʟᴇ sᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ

I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts

Hey her kommer Satan