Jade
@skellibobs.bsky.social
“10 decisions shape your life, you’ll be aware of 5 about”
Yorkshire 🤍 / Tooth Fairy 🧚🏻♀️/ Eternal optimist 🤍
Yorkshire 🤍 / Tooth Fairy 🧚🏻♀️/ Eternal optimist 🤍
Probably a skip hire company. I’d try there first.
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Probably a skip hire company. I’d try there first.
A saw a scaffolder trip over one of his poles early this morning. Made my day 😂😂😂
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
A saw a scaffolder trip over one of his poles early this morning. Made my day 😂😂😂
I wonder why Royal Mail thinks it’s ok to leave a £50 medical device on the front doorstep, in plain sight?
September 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I wonder why Royal Mail thinks it’s ok to leave a £50 medical device on the front doorstep, in plain sight?
Good God. What an awful collection of people, truly hideous.
September 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Good God. What an awful collection of people, truly hideous.
I’m not mentally prepared for the rush hour traffic to go back to normal next week, once the schools are back. It’s been 6 weeks of bliss 🧘
August 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m not mentally prepared for the rush hour traffic to go back to normal next week, once the schools are back. It’s been 6 weeks of bliss 🧘
Why are companies sending ‘Happy Bank Holiday’ emails? Just have a day off and leave us alone, please!
August 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Why are companies sending ‘Happy Bank Holiday’ emails? Just have a day off and leave us alone, please!
It’s 2025, hurtling towards 2026, and most websites STILL don’t have a ‘hide out of stock items’ button available. Stop all the space exploration and AI and all that. Fix the real problems first.
July 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It’s 2025, hurtling towards 2026, and most websites STILL don’t have a ‘hide out of stock items’ button available. Stop all the space exploration and AI and all that. Fix the real problems first.
Sick of the stupid fuckwits posting “does that mean the hosepipe ban is off now?!?” every 5 minutes on FB groups. We’ve had the driest 4 months ever. Two days of rain isn’t gonna cut it, you thick fucks.
a scarecrow from the wizard of oz is saying i haven 't got a brain
ALT: a scarecrow from the wizard of oz is saying i haven 't got a brain
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July 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sick of the stupid fuckwits posting “does that mean the hosepipe ban is off now?!?” every 5 minutes on FB groups. We’ve had the driest 4 months ever. Two days of rain isn’t gonna cut it, you thick fucks.
Men on skateboards. Aren’t they embarrassed? Saw a fully grown man doing the school run on one this morning. Diabolical behaviour.
July 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Men on skateboards. Aren’t they embarrassed? Saw a fully grown man doing the school run on one this morning. Diabolical behaviour.
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It’s a very quiet July here! If you’re after a signed book, a gift, or a treat for yourself, please have a browse.
We’ve got sale sections too if you’re on a tight budget.
Maybe you have loyalty points to spend?👀
Every order really helps a small indie bookseller stay afloat
➡️ FoxLaneBooks.co.uk
We’ve got sale sections too if you’re on a tight budget.
Maybe you have loyalty points to spend?👀
Every order really helps a small indie bookseller stay afloat
➡️ FoxLaneBooks.co.uk
a girl wearing glasses and overalls is saying i like big books and i can 't lie .
ALT: a girl wearing glasses and overalls is saying i like big books and i can 't lie .
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s a very quiet July here! If you’re after a signed book, a gift, or a treat for yourself, please have a browse.
We’ve got sale sections too if you’re on a tight budget.
Maybe you have loyalty points to spend?👀
Every order really helps a small indie bookseller stay afloat
➡️ FoxLaneBooks.co.uk
We’ve got sale sections too if you’re on a tight budget.
Maybe you have loyalty points to spend?👀
Every order really helps a small indie bookseller stay afloat
➡️ FoxLaneBooks.co.uk
23 years for cutting someone’s head off. How violent do you have to be to get a proper life sentence?
Postman jailed for 23 years after beheading girlfriend
Postman jailed for 23 years after beheading girlfriend
<em>Warning: This article contains details some readers may find distressing</em>
news.sky.com
July 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
23 years for cutting someone’s head off. How violent do you have to be to get a proper life sentence?
The excitement of the village Facebook page! 🫠
June 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The excitement of the village Facebook page! 🫠
I was just reading about the Yorkshire Air ambulance’s plans to move to a new base, because the future of RAF Topcliffe isn’t certain. Some people OBJECTED to them moving to the new site. A life saving emergency service 🤯🤯🤯 What is wrong with people?! What is actually wrong with their brains?
June 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I was just reading about the Yorkshire Air ambulance’s plans to move to a new base, because the future of RAF Topcliffe isn’t certain. Some people OBJECTED to them moving to the new site. A life saving emergency service 🤯🤯🤯 What is wrong with people?! What is actually wrong with their brains?
“The President was down in the situation room throughout”
Why is THE situation in the situation room? He is the whole situation! Either keep him in there and turn the air off, or don’t let him in at all.
Why is THE situation in the situation room? He is the whole situation! Either keep him in there and turn the air off, or don’t let him in at all.
June 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“The President was down in the situation room throughout”
Why is THE situation in the situation room? He is the whole situation! Either keep him in there and turn the air off, or don’t let him in at all.
Why is THE situation in the situation room? He is the whole situation! Either keep him in there and turn the air off, or don’t let him in at all.
Well, we had a good run folks. 👋🏻 ☢️ 💣
June 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Well, we had a good run folks. 👋🏻 ☢️ 💣
Things that fully grown adults should be more ashamed of -
1) drinking energy drinks. Get a grip.
2) saying they’re bored. Grow up.
3) vaping. Very unserious clown behaviour.
4) dropping swear words into every single sentence. Read some books, grow your vocab.
Thanks for attending my lecture 🫡
1) drinking energy drinks. Get a grip.
2) saying they’re bored. Grow up.
3) vaping. Very unserious clown behaviour.
4) dropping swear words into every single sentence. Read some books, grow your vocab.
Thanks for attending my lecture 🫡
June 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Things that fully grown adults should be more ashamed of -
1) drinking energy drinks. Get a grip.
2) saying they’re bored. Grow up.
3) vaping. Very unserious clown behaviour.
4) dropping swear words into every single sentence. Read some books, grow your vocab.
Thanks for attending my lecture 🫡
1) drinking energy drinks. Get a grip.
2) saying they’re bored. Grow up.
3) vaping. Very unserious clown behaviour.
4) dropping swear words into every single sentence. Read some books, grow your vocab.
Thanks for attending my lecture 🫡
Ten English pounds to get an ID photo taken these days?! Good god 😮💨
June 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ten English pounds to get an ID photo taken these days?! Good god 😮💨
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“I am large, I contain multitudes” (from ‘Song of Myself’ by Walt Whitman).
People rarely experience emotions one at a time – and sometimes what we feel can seem contradictory. It’s a normal part of being human – embrace your complexity 💙
People rarely experience emotions one at a time – and sometimes what we feel can seem contradictory. It’s a normal part of being human – embrace your complexity 💙
June 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“I am large, I contain multitudes” (from ‘Song of Myself’ by Walt Whitman).
People rarely experience emotions one at a time – and sometimes what we feel can seem contradictory. It’s a normal part of being human – embrace your complexity 💙
People rarely experience emotions one at a time – and sometimes what we feel can seem contradictory. It’s a normal part of being human – embrace your complexity 💙
What do you mean we have to do our annual CPR training tomorrow when it’s gonna be 25°C? 😭🥵😭🥵😭😡
June 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What do you mean we have to do our annual CPR training tomorrow when it’s gonna be 25°C? 😭🥵😭🥵😭😡
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For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.
June 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.
Stop putting pistachios in everything. Stop it. Stop ruining perfectly good products with that green filth. Stop trying to make everything a trend.
June 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Stop putting pistachios in everything. Stop it. Stop ruining perfectly good products with that green filth. Stop trying to make everything a trend.
“Bloody hell I thought they were just advertising rigor mortis on TV, but it was Rick and Morty”
My mother, who claims she doesn’t need her hearing tested. 🙉
My mother, who claims she doesn’t need her hearing tested. 🙉
June 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“Bloody hell I thought they were just advertising rigor mortis on TV, but it was Rick and Morty”
My mother, who claims she doesn’t need her hearing tested. 🙉
My mother, who claims she doesn’t need her hearing tested. 🙉
Turns out, if you eat your lunch at 11.15am, you will be in the throes of starvation by 5pm. 🫠 💀
June 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Turns out, if you eat your lunch at 11.15am, you will be in the throes of starvation by 5pm. 🫠 💀
You know when you go to change your profile photo on a website and it says - upload photo or take photo?
Who the hell is just taking a photo there and then and uploading it? Serial killer behaviour IMO.
Who the hell is just taking a photo there and then and uploading it? Serial killer behaviour IMO.
a woman says something 's not right in front of a fbi logo
ALT: a woman says something 's not right in front of a fbi logo
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June 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You know when you go to change your profile photo on a website and it says - upload photo or take photo?
Who the hell is just taking a photo there and then and uploading it? Serial killer behaviour IMO.
Who the hell is just taking a photo there and then and uploading it? Serial killer behaviour IMO.
