That guy Dennis
@skeptical-avenger.bsky.social
Dad, geek, art director, terrible golfer and wannabe superhero
‘Tis the season to moisturize! You too fellas. Especially if when you go in public. And at the gym
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
‘Tis the season to moisturize! You too fellas. Especially if when you go in public. And at the gym
Going to the dentist is always a miserable experience. . No matter how well you take care of your teeth, each visit is miserable.
September 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Going to the dentist is always a miserable experience. . No matter how well you take care of your teeth, each visit is miserable.
Did I mention that leg day is the WORST?
September 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Did I mention that leg day is the WORST?
I’m officially a gym rat. I think.
July 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m officially a gym rat. I think.
Did I mention that I hate leg day at the gym?
July 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Did I mention that I hate leg day at the gym?
#SupermanMovie was really good. Can’t wait to watch it again.
July 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
#SupermanMovie was really good. Can’t wait to watch it again.
I’m actually used to going to the gym now.
July 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m actually used to going to the gym now.
Why do people who work at a gym don’t look like they work at a gym?
June 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why do people who work at a gym don’t look like they work at a gym?
Spent 1.5 hours at the gym. WTF is wrong with me…
June 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Spent 1.5 hours at the gym. WTF is wrong with me…
Just my opinion but I think AI is the new CBD.
May 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just my opinion but I think AI is the new CBD.
I have the same “no eye contact “policy at the gym that I have in public restrooms.
May 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I have the same “no eye contact “policy at the gym that I have in public restrooms.
Thunderbolts was really good. I’d watch it again.
May 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Thunderbolts was really good. I’d watch it again.
Going to the gym is for the birds. I just want to look good with my shirt off. 🤷🏾♂️
May 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Going to the gym is for the birds. I just want to look good with my shirt off. 🤷🏾♂️
Kinda disappointed that you can’t use the “I’m on the other line long distance and will call you back later” excuse anymore.
April 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Kinda disappointed that you can’t use the “I’m on the other line long distance and will call you back later” excuse anymore.
This going to the gym at 50+ thing is no joke. I’m tired AF!
April 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This going to the gym at 50+ thing is no joke. I’m tired AF!
I’m pretty sure this caffeine-free tea I’m drinking is NOT caffeine-free.
March 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I’m pretty sure this caffeine-free tea I’m drinking is NOT caffeine-free.
Now is not the time to enable push notifications for daily political news.
March 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Now is not the time to enable push notifications for daily political news.
I did not read nor watch any news today and I feel cleansed.
March 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I did not read nor watch any news today and I feel cleansed.
One added perk when going to the gym is that no one wants to make eye contact with you or talk to you.
I like it.
I like it.
March 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
One added perk when going to the gym is that no one wants to make eye contact with you or talk to you.
I like it.
I like it.
I can finally bend my arms again. This working out stuff is for the birds. 😕
March 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I can finally bend my arms again. This working out stuff is for the birds. 😕
Day 2 of working out and I’m really feeling like I got hit by a NYC bus today. Didn’t think it would hurt this bad at this age but it does.
March 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Day 2 of working out and I’m really feeling like I got hit by a NYC bus today. Didn’t think it would hurt this bad at this age but it does.
I’m not too sore today from working out. It just feels like I got hit by a small car instead of a bus.
March 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’m not too sore today from working out. It just feels like I got hit by a small car instead of a bus.
Today was my first day back in the gym in YEARS. Felt good but tomorrow I’ll most likely feel like I got hit by a bus.
March 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Today was my first day back in the gym in YEARS. Felt good but tomorrow I’ll most likely feel like I got hit by a bus.
If it isn’t love, why do I feel this way? Why does she stay on my mind?
I’m not just reciting lyrics. This is some real sh*t.
I’m not just reciting lyrics. This is some real sh*t.
February 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If it isn’t love, why do I feel this way? Why does she stay on my mind?
I’m not just reciting lyrics. This is some real sh*t.
I’m not just reciting lyrics. This is some real sh*t.