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@sketch.bsky.social

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←⟢ "Fair." What's 'fair' got to do with it? It's going to happen. public "locked" account (18+) agender + demi/aegosexual. not therian but not good at being a human either. mutuals lmk if u need alt text

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←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · May 28

since bsky doesn't have locked accounts i'll just crosspost here what i post on my Twitter locked. i dont mind if people see my thoughts, i never did, but it does annoy me *Greatly* when strangers chime in or try to riff every time i fart in the wind

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Marie Internet @homomancer.bsky.social · Jul 9

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←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 13h

errai squeezes my pudge so hard sometimes. every day of my life i get squoze

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←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 1d

i really do love sex as a spectator through a screen or one-way mirror in a sterilized, air-conditioned, not humid room. i wouldnt mind being hooked up to a sex machine all day sure but if i taste someone else's spit (and they havent brushed their teeth) my neck hairs will bristle for a week after

←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 1d

smelling like outside is awful. immediate shower. feeling sweat is an involuntary betrayal to how clean and dry i like to be. shower. i got sex fluids leaking.. awful. shower. you're leaking fluids on me.. unhand me. shower.

its so ridiculous. that tweet "omg you people cant do anything" holds true

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←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 1d

i like no-nonsense no-frills products like cerave, aquaphor, vasoline..
they wont make you smell like passionfruit but they will get the job done and thats all

←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 1d

big nsfw irl tmi
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i unfortunately have a higher than average libido but smelling bodily fluids/odor from myself that comes with arousal makes me feel dysphoric with the fact that i'm not null. some messy, sloppy, inefficient being. i love sex as a concept but i hate the mess and fluids and smells

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Nightmare Bonnie @nightmarebonnie.bsky.social · 1d

Oh....my penis is big....

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ゆにまる @yunimaru.bsky.social · 2d

らくがき

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←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 1d

throughout the years more and more "utility items" (pill bottles, medicinal ointments, vitamins, sticky notes) show up on my computer desk. this too is aging

←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 2d

Do you remember when you joined Bluesky? I do! #MyBlueskyAnniversary

←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 2d

MY LIFE

←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 4d

this just happened

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🦎 frilled lizard metareptile @chemtrailhaze.bsky.social · 7d

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←near-miss comet —⟢ @sketch.bsky.social · 7d

I want to smell a grassy tatami mat again

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Jelly🪼 @huskapet.bsky.social · 8d

smart guy in an rpg: hmm..
party member: what's wrong?
smart guy: it's nothing.
(20 hours later)
smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.

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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · Sep 8

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GRIM/MIME @pantamonte.bsky.social · Aug 4

I dont "NETWORK", I do not "keep a consistent schedule", I don't try to make my art "stand out" on people's feeds. I POST MY ART. And if it flops, I DON'T CARE.