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sketched-cat
@sketched-cat.bsky.social
· Nov 25
what is celebrity but celery with an extra bit
i gotta use a ratchet mechanism to get it up doc says
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
i gotta use a ratchet mechanism to get it up doc says
lighting strike? i didnt even know they had a union!
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
lighting strike? i didnt even know they had a union!
it's crazy that christmas eve was on a wednesday this year and christmas day was on a thursday beca those days are next to eachother in the week
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
it's crazy that christmas eve was on a wednesday this year and christmas day was on a thursday beca those days are next to eachother in the week
so there's at least 68 other ones...
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
so there's at least 68 other ones...
my favourite position is chairman or maybe ceo 🤑
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
my favourite position is chairman or maybe ceo 🤑
honestly if this makes me freaky whatever but drinking from the same bottle as someone else is literally fine. i dont mind. it's not a lot of saliva. in fact i might even lick around the rim a little and stare them in in the eyes while i do it too
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
honestly if this makes me freaky whatever but drinking from the same bottle as someone else is literally fine. i dont mind. it's not a lot of saliva. in fact i might even lick around the rim a little and stare them in in the eyes while i do it too
it's a little suspicious the odyssey happened to a guy named odysseus. did he od the c
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
it's a little suspicious the odyssey happened to a guy named odysseus. did he od the c
an invitation to all this christmas
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
an invitation to all this christmas
every day the mouthwash looks more like brown sauce
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
every day the mouthwash looks more like brown sauce
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In 1987 back in my hayday, I ate a baked bean. This would be a great help!
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In 1987 back in my hayday, I ate a baked bean. This would be a great help!
i have a startup idea for forks with serrated edges so they can be used as knives
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i have a startup idea for forks with serrated edges so they can be used as knives
praise kink from those water bottles with the drink targets on the side
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
praise kink from those water bottles with the drink targets on the side
the second cumming of christ???? fucks sake
September 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the second cumming of christ???? fucks sake
i go to sleep and im like when i wake up tomorrow maybe
August 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i go to sleep and im like when i wake up tomorrow maybe
there is a lady in my ears she tells me to do things she says 'power on' 'power off'
August 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
there is a lady in my ears she tells me to do things she says 'power on' 'power off'
had to get my balls removed doc said he'd never seen anything like it
August 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
had to get my balls removed doc said he'd never seen anything like it
tried to outblow a fan today
July 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
tried to outblow a fan today
antarctica beware
February 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
antarctica beware
unattended vaporub, no vaporub. was it even there to be unattended? the past has since came to conclusion. in our future can we only assume the presence of vaporub in that moment
January 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
unattended vaporub, no vaporub. was it even there to be unattended? the past has since came to conclusion. in our future can we only assume the presence of vaporub in that moment
guy who only takes nudes in thermal imaging
January 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
guy who only takes nudes in thermal imaging
is his full name jesus christmas
December 26, 2024 at 1:07 AM
is his full name jesus christmas
hey guys santa here coal is too bad cause the global is warming so all the naughty kids are getting solar panels this year that is all
December 24, 2024 at 4:06 PM
hey guys santa here coal is too bad cause the global is warming so all the naughty kids are getting solar panels this year that is all
i hate being a female duck i get paid 77 crumbs to the loaf
December 19, 2024 at 6:40 PM
i hate being a female duck i get paid 77 crumbs to the loaf
never mind im using this instead
December 16, 2024 at 12:12 PM
never mind im using this instead