SketchMeat
@sketchmeat.bsky.social
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions. Nonsense Overdose: http://Youtube.com/SketchMeat
When the 8-Bit Warrior Finally Snaps
The orb is gone.
The eyebrows are loud.
It’s boss fight time.
Hear the full track before the pixels explode.
youtube.com/@SketchMeat
#sketchmeat #8bit #warrior #song
The orb is gone.
The eyebrows are loud.
It’s boss fight time.
Hear the full track before the pixels explode.
youtube.com/@SketchMeat
#sketchmeat #8bit #warrior #song
July 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When the 8-Bit Warrior Finally Snaps
The orb is gone.
The eyebrows are loud.
It’s boss fight time.
Hear the full track before the pixels explode.
youtube.com/@SketchMeat
#sketchmeat #8bit #warrior #song
The orb is gone.
The eyebrows are loud.
It’s boss fight time.
Hear the full track before the pixels explode.
youtube.com/@SketchMeat
#sketchmeat #8bit #warrior #song
How to Train Like an 8-Bit Warrior
Glowing mushrooms.
Screaming goats.
The usual training arc.
Listen to the full song and witness the full weird.
YouTube.com/@SketchMeat
#SketchMeat #8bit #Warrior #songs
Glowing mushrooms.
Screaming goats.
The usual training arc.
Listen to the full song and witness the full weird.
YouTube.com/@SketchMeat
#SketchMeat #8bit #Warrior #songs
July 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
How to Train Like an 8-Bit Warrior
Glowing mushrooms.
Screaming goats.
The usual training arc.
Listen to the full song and witness the full weird.
YouTube.com/@SketchMeat
#SketchMeat #8bit #Warrior #songs
Glowing mushrooms.
Screaming goats.
The usual training arc.
Listen to the full song and witness the full weird.
YouTube.com/@SketchMeat
#SketchMeat #8bit #Warrior #songs
SketchMeat - 8-bit Warrior Pt.1
He was born in a puddle and raised by frogs.
Now he must fight a skeleton dragon with a glowing stick.
This is his destiny, apparently.
Bad music, bad art, good intentions.
#SketchMeat #8bit #Warrior #music
youtu.be/1GLLAIHJAT0
He was born in a puddle and raised by frogs.
Now he must fight a skeleton dragon with a glowing stick.
This is his destiny, apparently.
Bad music, bad art, good intentions.
#SketchMeat #8bit #Warrior #music
youtu.be/1GLLAIHJAT0
SketchMeat - 8-bit Warrior Pt.1
YouTube video by SketchMeat
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July 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
SketchMeat - 8-bit Warrior Pt.1
He was born in a puddle and raised by frogs.
Now he must fight a skeleton dragon with a glowing stick.
This is his destiny, apparently.
Bad music, bad art, good intentions.
#SketchMeat #8bit #Warrior #music
youtu.be/1GLLAIHJAT0
He was born in a puddle and raised by frogs.
Now he must fight a skeleton dragon with a glowing stick.
This is his destiny, apparently.
Bad music, bad art, good intentions.
#SketchMeat #8bit #Warrior #music
youtu.be/1GLLAIHJAT0
How to Become a Sandwich (Emotionally)
Lie between softness, accept the pickles, question everything.
You’ll either be devoured or forgotten in a fridge.
Either way, you’re complete.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #sandwich
youtube.com/shorts/2Ba_z...
Lie between softness, accept the pickles, question everything.
You’ll either be devoured or forgotten in a fridge.
Either way, you’re complete.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #sandwich
youtube.com/shorts/2Ba_z...
How to Become a Sandwich (Emotionally) #sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #sandwich
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
How to Become a Sandwich (Emotionally)
Lie between softness, accept the pickles, question everything.
You’ll either be devoured or forgotten in a fridge.
Either way, you’re complete.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #sandwich
youtube.com/shorts/2Ba_z...
Lie between softness, accept the pickles, question everything.
You’ll either be devoured or forgotten in a fridge.
Either way, you’re complete.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #sandwich
youtube.com/shorts/2Ba_z...
How to Haunt a Sock
Start by collecting dust and whispering under beds.
Teleport through laundry and demand vengeance for being single.
You’re now fabric with unresolved issues.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #Haunted
youtube.com/shorts/ot0Js...
Start by collecting dust and whispering under beds.
Teleport through laundry and demand vengeance for being single.
You’re now fabric with unresolved issues.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #Haunted
youtube.com/shorts/ot0Js...
How to Haunt a Sock #sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #haunted
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
How to Haunt a Sock
Start by collecting dust and whispering under beds.
Teleport through laundry and demand vengeance for being single.
You’re now fabric with unresolved issues.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #Haunted
youtube.com/shorts/ot0Js...
Start by collecting dust and whispering under beds.
Teleport through laundry and demand vengeance for being single.
You’re now fabric with unresolved issues.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #Haunted
youtube.com/shorts/ot0Js...
Bob’s Diplomatic Bean Crisis
He opened beans and accidentally started a micro-empire.
There were bylaws, a foghorn, and ceremonial chili.
He rules from a soup-stained recliner.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #beans
youtube.com/shorts/Lmfci...
He opened beans and accidentally started a micro-empire.
There were bylaws, a foghorn, and ceremonial chili.
He rules from a soup-stained recliner.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #beans
youtube.com/shorts/Lmfci...
Bob’s Diplomatic Bean Crisis #sketchmeat #funny #jokes #beans
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Bob’s Diplomatic Bean Crisis
He opened beans and accidentally started a micro-empire.
There were bylaws, a foghorn, and ceremonial chili.
He rules from a soup-stained recliner.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #beans
youtube.com/shorts/Lmfci...
He opened beans and accidentally started a micro-empire.
There were bylaws, a foghorn, and ceremonial chili.
He rules from a soup-stained recliner.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #beans
youtube.com/shorts/Lmfci...
Bob’s Blink-Based Calendar System
He stuck the calendar to his face for convenience.
Unfortunately, his eyelids now control the national schedule.
Fridays are chaos, and Thursdays involve confetti.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #calendar #funny
youtube.com/shorts/Rh7x0...
He stuck the calendar to his face for convenience.
Unfortunately, his eyelids now control the national schedule.
Fridays are chaos, and Thursdays involve confetti.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #calendar #funny
youtube.com/shorts/Rh7x0...
Bob’s Blink-Based Calendar System #sketchmeat #funny #jokes #calendar
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Bob’s Blink-Based Calendar System
He stuck the calendar to his face for convenience.
Unfortunately, his eyelids now control the national schedule.
Fridays are chaos, and Thursdays involve confetti.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #calendar #funny
youtube.com/shorts/Rh7x0...
He stuck the calendar to his face for convenience.
Unfortunately, his eyelids now control the national schedule.
Fridays are chaos, and Thursdays involve confetti.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #calendar #funny
youtube.com/shorts/Rh7x0...
Bob found a hidden door behind the fridge.
There were no snacks, only elections.
Now he governs a town where every sentence ends with uncertainty?
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #stickman #doors #question
youtube.com/shorts/2YzjI...
There were no snacks, only elections.
Now he governs a town where every sentence ends with uncertainty?
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #stickman #doors #question
youtube.com/shorts/2YzjI...
Bob and the Door of Questionable Authority #sketchmeat #funny #jokes #doors
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Bob found a hidden door behind the fridge.
There were no snacks, only elections.
Now he governs a town where every sentence ends with uncertainty?
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #stickman #doors #question
youtube.com/shorts/2YzjI...
There were no snacks, only elections.
Now he governs a town where every sentence ends with uncertainty?
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #stickman #doors #question
youtube.com/shorts/2YzjI...
How to Join a Flock of Birds
Flap your arms with confidence and eat breadcrumbs for trust.
If accepted, fly in a wobbly V and ignore gravity’s opinions.
You’re not flying wrong - you’re flying emotionally.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #birds
youtube.com/shorts/9jIdf...
Flap your arms with confidence and eat breadcrumbs for trust.
If accepted, fly in a wobbly V and ignore gravity’s opinions.
You’re not flying wrong - you’re flying emotionally.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #birds
youtube.com/shorts/9jIdf...
How to Join a Flock of Birds #sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #birds
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
How to Join a Flock of Birds
Flap your arms with confidence and eat breadcrumbs for trust.
If accepted, fly in a wobbly V and ignore gravity’s opinions.
You’re not flying wrong - you’re flying emotionally.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #birds
youtube.com/shorts/9jIdf...
Flap your arms with confidence and eat breadcrumbs for trust.
If accepted, fly in a wobbly V and ignore gravity’s opinions.
You’re not flying wrong - you’re flying emotionally.
#sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #birds
youtube.com/shorts/9jIdf...
How to Escape a Boring Conversation
Release a decoy made of spaghetti and vanish behind a curtain.
If they follow, speak fluent dolphin and leap onto a bus.
Congrats - you’ve successfully escaped both boredom and logic.
#sketchmeat #diy #howto #escape
youtube.com/shorts/u8rwz...
Release a decoy made of spaghetti and vanish behind a curtain.
If they follow, speak fluent dolphin and leap onto a bus.
Congrats - you’ve successfully escaped both boredom and logic.
#sketchmeat #diy #howto #escape
youtube.com/shorts/u8rwz...
How to Escape a Boring Conversation #sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #escape
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
How to Escape a Boring Conversation
Release a decoy made of spaghetti and vanish behind a curtain.
If they follow, speak fluent dolphin and leap onto a bus.
Congrats - you’ve successfully escaped both boredom and logic.
#sketchmeat #diy #howto #escape
youtube.com/shorts/u8rwz...
Release a decoy made of spaghetti and vanish behind a curtain.
If they follow, speak fluent dolphin and leap onto a bus.
Congrats - you’ve successfully escaped both boredom and logic.
#sketchmeat #diy #howto #escape
youtube.com/shorts/u8rwz...
Bob Changes Shape
Envelopes hold power.
Bob holds none.
Triangles are furious.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #geometry #polygon #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/LkOoF...
Envelopes hold power.
Bob holds none.
Triangles are furious.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #geometry #polygon #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/LkOoF...
Bob Changes Shape #sketchmeat #funny #jokes #polygon
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Bob Changes Shape
Envelopes hold power.
Bob holds none.
Triangles are furious.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #geometry #polygon #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/LkOoF...
Envelopes hold power.
Bob holds none.
Triangles are furious.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #geometry #polygon #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/LkOoF...
That’s how the last spaghetti wizard was summoned. He was cold, confused, and slightly al dente.
Fascinating! Ice cleaving and a 200 ft tower rises from the water.
July 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
That’s how the last spaghetti wizard was summoned. He was cold, confused, and slightly al dente.
Bob Becomes Public Furniture
Bob experiments with invisibility.
A bird approves.
The government takes it from there.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #furniture
youtube.com/shorts/gBjie...
Bob experiments with invisibility.
A bird approves.
The government takes it from there.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #furniture
youtube.com/shorts/gBjie...
Bob Becomes Public Furniture #sketchmeat #funny #jokes #furniture
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Bob Becomes Public Furniture
Bob experiments with invisibility.
A bird approves.
The government takes it from there.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #furniture
youtube.com/shorts/gBjie...
Bob experiments with invisibility.
A bird approves.
The government takes it from there.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #furniture
youtube.com/shorts/gBjie...
The Business Duck Pyramid Scheme
A duck takes an unusual path to success.
Odd schemes and secret stashes follow.
Business school is never quite what it seems.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck #business
youtube.com/shorts/r63UT...
A duck takes an unusual path to success.
Odd schemes and secret stashes follow.
Business school is never quite what it seems.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck #business
youtube.com/shorts/r63UT...
The Business Duck Pyramid Scheme #sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Business Duck Pyramid Scheme
A duck takes an unusual path to success.
Odd schemes and secret stashes follow.
Business school is never quite what it seems.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck #business
youtube.com/shorts/r63UT...
A duck takes an unusual path to success.
Odd schemes and secret stashes follow.
Business school is never quite what it seems.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck #business
youtube.com/shorts/r63UT...
The cucumbers are still organizing underground poetry slams. Beware the pickles.
They made me cry at a cucumber once. I didn’t even go to Harvard.
July 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The cucumbers are still organizing underground poetry slams. Beware the pickles.
The Ladder Situation
Kevin went up.
Carl wanted snacks.
The squirrels are flexible now.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #ladder #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/LGGl0...
Kevin went up.
Carl wanted snacks.
The squirrels are flexible now.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #ladder #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/LGGl0...
The Ladder Situation #sketchmeat #funny #jokes #ladder
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The Ladder Situation
Kevin went up.
Carl wanted snacks.
The squirrels are flexible now.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #ladder #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/LGGl0...
Kevin went up.
Carl wanted snacks.
The squirrels are flexible now.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #ladder #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/LGGl0...
And a fourth, in case the moon asks questions.
That’s why I carry three glasses: one for seeing, one for doubting, one for rituals.
July 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
And a fourth, in case the moon asks questions.
Law & Nonsense: Iguana
youtube.com/shorts/shF-b...
Another day in Stickman Court.
This time, it’s iguana-related.
Justice is swift. Logic is not.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #law #order #iguana #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/shF-b...
Another day in Stickman Court.
This time, it’s iguana-related.
Justice is swift. Logic is not.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #law #order #iguana #stickman
Law & Nonsense: Iguana #sketchmeat #law #order #iguana
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Law & Nonsense: Iguana
youtube.com/shorts/shF-b...
Another day in Stickman Court.
This time, it’s iguana-related.
Justice is swift. Logic is not.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #law #order #iguana #stickman
youtube.com/shorts/shF-b...
Another day in Stickman Court.
This time, it’s iguana-related.
Justice is swift. Logic is not.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #law #order #iguana #stickman
I refuse to shop anywhere that doesn’t let me duel a mannequin for discounts.
The Forbes Research 2025 High Net Worth Survey shows wealthy consumers seek cutting-edge retail experiences, but 89% still want to walk into a brick-and-mortar store.
Most Affluent Shoppers Want To Browse Online But Buy In-Store
The Forbes Research 2025 High Net Worth Survey shows wealthy consumers seek cutting-edge retail experiences, but 89% still want to walk into a brick-and-mortar store.
www.forbes.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I refuse to shop anywhere that doesn’t let me duel a mannequin for discounts.
Steve’s Silent Trumpet
Steve made a trumpet that doesn’t make sound.
Now everyone just hears weird breathing noises.
The mystery is louder than the music.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #trumpet
youtube.com/shorts/pfnGy...
Steve made a trumpet that doesn’t make sound.
Now everyone just hears weird breathing noises.
The mystery is louder than the music.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #trumpet
youtube.com/shorts/pfnGy...
Steve’s Silent Trumpet #sketchmeat #funny #jokes #trumpet
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Steve’s Silent Trumpet
Steve made a trumpet that doesn’t make sound.
Now everyone just hears weird breathing noises.
The mystery is louder than the music.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #trumpet
youtube.com/shorts/pfnGy...
Steve made a trumpet that doesn’t make sound.
Now everyone just hears weird breathing noises.
The mystery is louder than the music.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #trumpet
youtube.com/shorts/pfnGy...
Good dog confirmed. Jury of squirrels reached unanimous verdict.
In case you are wondering, this is what "a good dog" looks like. #goldenretriever
July 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Good dog confirmed. Jury of squirrels reached unanimous verdict.
How to Become a Whisper
Lower your volume until even the air forgets you.
Say something weird, then vanish into a curtain.
Congrats - you’re now barely a concept.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #howto #whisper
youtube.com/shorts/iIY5u...
Lower your volume until even the air forgets you.
Say something weird, then vanish into a curtain.
Congrats - you’re now barely a concept.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #howto #whisper
youtube.com/shorts/iIY5u...
How to Become a Whisper #sketchmeat #DIY #HowTo #whisper
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
How to Become a Whisper
Lower your volume until even the air forgets you.
Say something weird, then vanish into a curtain.
Congrats - you’re now barely a concept.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #howto #whisper
youtube.com/shorts/iIY5u...
Lower your volume until even the air forgets you.
Say something weird, then vanish into a curtain.
Congrats - you’re now barely a concept.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #DIY #howto #whisper
youtube.com/shorts/iIY5u...
I once tried to uninstall reality but it came bundled with emotions.
In a letter drawn from a posthumous collection of correspondence, published in 2019, the neurologist Oliver Sacks argued that society had no immunity to the seductions of digital life. “What we are seeing—and bringing on ourselves—resembles a neurological catastrophe on a gigantic scale,” he wrote.
The Machine Stops
The neurologist Oliver Sacks on steam engines, smartphones, and fearing the future.
www.newyorker.com
July 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I once tried to uninstall reality but it came bundled with emotions.
Emergency Duck Protocol
Steve gave control of his kitchen to a duck.
Now it honks at him during breakfast.
Morale is up.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck
youtube.com/shorts/_aOpi...
Steve gave control of his kitchen to a duck.
Now it honks at him during breakfast.
Morale is up.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck
youtube.com/shorts/_aOpi...
Emergency Duck Protocol #sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck
YouTube video by SketchMeat
youtube.com
July 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Emergency Duck Protocol
Steve gave control of his kitchen to a duck.
Now it honks at him during breakfast.
Morale is up.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck
youtube.com/shorts/_aOpi...
Steve gave control of his kitchen to a duck.
Now it honks at him during breakfast.
Morale is up.
Bad jokes, bad art, good intentions.
#sketchmeat #funny #jokes #duck
youtube.com/shorts/_aOpi...
That’s exactly where my shoelaces went missing in 2003. Coincidence?
Sunset with moon in the Ortiz Mountains in Cerrillos New Mexico. 7/6/25
July 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That’s exactly where my shoelaces went missing in 2003. Coincidence?