Scoots McToots
@skewterthetooter.bsky.social
No
Nondenominational leftist (leaning towards an/com but I don't want to argue). No gods, no masters, no borders, no jails, and absolutely no cops. Recovering army infantry recon scout
Nondenominational leftist (leaning towards an/com but I don't want to argue). No gods, no masters, no borders, no jails, and absolutely no cops. Recovering army infantry recon scout
Bartender walks up and puts a fresh drink in front of you, and says 'this is from the couple sitting at the end of the bar'
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Bartender walks up and puts a fresh drink in front of you, and says 'this is from the couple sitting at the end of the bar'
I don't know much about the two ladies that do this podcast, but they don't make me want to throw my computer out of the window after listening to them. Like you said, they're liberals, but they're that rare breed who aren't shitlibs.
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don't know much about the two ladies that do this podcast, but they don't make me want to throw my computer out of the window after listening to them. Like you said, they're liberals, but they're that rare breed who aren't shitlibs.
I'm not old but I did throw out my back peeing the other day, so...
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm not old but I did throw out my back peeing the other day, so...
As much as I want rivers of blood, as long as the Democrats exist in their current state, there is no 'what's coming' other than platitudes about moving on, putting this dark chapter behind us, and healing the nation.
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
As much as I want rivers of blood, as long as the Democrats exist in their current state, there is no 'what's coming' other than platitudes about moving on, putting this dark chapter behind us, and healing the nation.
You're a shitlib with a blue wave in your profile, no one is going to take your opinion on cursed organizations seriously
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
You're a shitlib with a blue wave in your profile, no one is going to take your opinion on cursed organizations seriously
Say hello to Thor and Jinx. The shelter named him Thor because he has long blonde butt locks. They're both assholes and I love them
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Say hello to Thor and Jinx. The shelter named him Thor because he has long blonde butt locks. They're both assholes and I love them
I took my oldest one to a Fishbone and P Funk outdoor concert where we posted up at the very back on a flannel blanket, and it looks like your little was safer
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I took my oldest one to a Fishbone and P Funk outdoor concert where we posted up at the very back on a flannel blanket, and it looks like your little was safer
"All brakes, no gas"
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
"All brakes, no gas"
No, because they're scared they'll lose access. They then use said access to not ask real questions and just unquestioningly regurgitate whatever nonsense he bloviates and pretend that it makes sense
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
No, because they're scared they'll lose access. They then use said access to not ask real questions and just unquestioningly regurgitate whatever nonsense he bloviates and pretend that it makes sense
I grew up in DC and PG County in the 80's and 90's, when crime actually was relatively bad, and the NG would have been a terrible idea then, too.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I grew up in DC and PG County in the 80's and 90's, when crime actually was relatively bad, and the NG would have been a terrible idea then, too.
Came here just to mention you guys
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Came here just to mention you guys
Deadloch. It's a Tasmanian comedy / mystery that's insanely raunchy and trashy but also a really good whodunnit. The writers and stars of the show are IRL besties and the chemistry really comes through
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Deadloch. It's a Tasmanian comedy / mystery that's insanely raunchy and trashy but also a really good whodunnit. The writers and stars of the show are IRL besties and the chemistry really comes through
Windows gargles baboon balls. I switched to Linux a few months ago when I built my new computer, and can't believe I waited this long.
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Windows gargles baboon balls. I switched to Linux a few months ago when I built my new computer, and can't believe I waited this long.
Linux is awesome, lol. You could tell me 'if you're holding down your right mouse button and your cell phone rings in the same room it resets your bank password' and I'd be like 'well yeah if you're not running Glormp on a Weasel jib of Wine that's what you get' and everyone just nods
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reminds me of the time that Matt Walsh complained about all the gay dating app ads he was seeing
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Reminds me of the time that Matt Walsh complained about all the gay dating app ads he was seeing
Siri, how do I delete someone else's post
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Siri, how do I delete someone else's post
From like 92 to 98 I was there every Thursday on the bleachers drinking Lite straight from the pitcher (miss you love you, Jay), and I tried to be there every Saturday on the big floor. I was a *huge fruit fly
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
From like 92 to 98 I was there every Thursday on the bleachers drinking Lite straight from the pitcher (miss you love you, Jay), and I tried to be there every Saturday on the big floor. I was a *huge fruit fly
This makes me miss Tracks on Saturdays. By this time of night the line would have absolutely been around the corner and I'd be inside probably already drunk, or something
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This makes me miss Tracks on Saturdays. By this time of night the line would have absolutely been around the corner and I'd be inside probably already drunk, or something
If I came up with it, or could even remember who I stole it from so I could credit them and share any profits with I totally would. And have a picture of a T-Rex and a train engine on either side of the words
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If I came up with it, or could even remember who I stole it from so I could credit them and share any profits with I totally would. And have a picture of a T-Rex and a train engine on either side of the words
Gotta rizz em with the tism
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Gotta rizz em with the tism
I find myself thinking along this line a lot, lately. I run into a lot of people who have somehow made it to positions in mgt who talk to people in just stunning ways. I think if people got punched right in the fucking mouth as young adults for treating ppl like shit we'd all be better off
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I find myself thinking along this line a lot, lately. I run into a lot of people who have somehow made it to positions in mgt who talk to people in just stunning ways. I think if people got punched right in the fucking mouth as young adults for treating ppl like shit we'd all be better off
Also, the US system is immoral. Just all of it. The insurance system is ghoulish and if there was a just god open pits of burning sulfur would appear to engulf its architects, but this also applies to every other system I can think of
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Also, the US system is immoral. Just all of it. The insurance system is ghoulish and if there was a just god open pits of burning sulfur would appear to engulf its architects, but this also applies to every other system I can think of
I got the Jacobin wall calendar for the kitchen this year. Not a huge fan of theirs, but the calendar is the right size, it commemorates significant dates in socialist history, and has good pictures for each month. Since you mentioned she likes socialism and history
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I got the Jacobin wall calendar for the kitchen this year. Not a huge fan of theirs, but the calendar is the right size, it commemorates significant dates in socialist history, and has good pictures for each month. Since you mentioned she likes socialism and history
Maybe I'm just out of bounds here but I think the person comparing people they don't know to dogs that should be euthanized is actually the greater threat to a healthy society and is the one who should be excized.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Maybe I'm just out of bounds here but I think the person comparing people they don't know to dogs that should be euthanized is actually the greater threat to a healthy society and is the one who should be excized.