Never forget

Chase paper and you’ll never run out of hoes but if you chase hoes I promise you’ll run out of paper #wordtothewise

Me: I wonder if you can eat cat food in the apocalypse

The dumbest person I’ve ever met: no, it’s too rich in vitamin a.

??? Lmfao how’d he find this out

Munch munch munch munch munch. I f * ck’n love glycopvhosphates for lunch.

Hiding from my murderer when my mom calls me for the seventh time today (I die)

Is “your movie will resume uninterrupted after this break” Orwellian double speak actually?

First dude to eat yogurt had to be hungrier than I can ever know to eat straight up rot, sour milk smell and all, and then when he didn’t uke I bet he was like ???? Profit