can my mother stop texting me from my dead dads phone 😭

the only way to explain what a triple scorpio is is that bjork is a triple scorpio. the closer you are to being triple scorpio the closer you are to bjork

migraine haver coming to you live to report. well.

5 years ago i accidentally stole my friends kitchen knife so he was always trying to have me send it back to him and i kept forgetting. so he texted me last week that he was mailing me something

whoops! less shiny but more readable edition :)

look at my inks boy

honestly passover is an excellent holiday for people who are still kind of bitter about being gluten intolerant

watching a car in my parking lot explode ama

files that goose saved to my work computer by sitting on it wrapped
3. a few untitled folders
2. 18 screenshots of my desktop
1. png image of a blue line titled "Y*(((((((((F>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Y*((((%<$M____________<3[]""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""".png"

having so migraine

crucial and beautiful news. after a year and many failed attempts i have gotten someone to nap in the froggy bed

can you explain to me exactly how this fanny pack is fighting human trafficking

i love the time of the year when my work is like thanks for all your hard work. pick One Weird Object :)

text message from my grandma

finally finished my deep space nine gloves i tried to make for my friends birthday 3 years ago 😎