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Changing the heart is a prerequisite to changing the mind.
The Trump Slump is now
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The Trump Slump is now
You can't take a battering ram to every major institution in America and expect the economy to do well
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March 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Trump Slump is now
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What a different world we could have.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What a different world we could have.
I don't understand why people use fractions instead of decimals. They're pointless.
February 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I don't understand why people use fractions instead of decimals. They're pointless.
Did you hear about the truck full of books that fell into the ocean? It created a title wave.
February 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Did you hear about the truck full of books that fell into the ocean? It created a title wave.
Why was the refrigerator jealous of the lunch box? Because it was a little cooler.
January 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why was the refrigerator jealous of the lunch box? Because it was a little cooler.
I’ve been doing as many crunches as I can for the last week but I still haven’t lost any weight.
January 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’ve been doing as many crunches as I can for the last week but I still haven’t lost any weight.
I hear some people pick their nose!
I didn’t get a choice, I was born with mine!
I didn’t get a choice, I was born with mine!
January 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I hear some people pick their nose!
I didn’t get a choice, I was born with mine!
I didn’t get a choice, I was born with mine!
A guy came up to me in the library & asked “ do you have a book mark “ I said “yes hundreds, but my name is Skip“.
January 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A guy came up to me in the library & asked “ do you have a book mark “ I said “yes hundreds, but my name is Skip“.
I went to physical trainer and told him I wanted a smoking hot body.... he recommended cremation.
January 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I went to physical trainer and told him I wanted a smoking hot body.... he recommended cremation.
Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie!
January 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie!
I just noticed I’ve been using my dog’s shampoo for the last two days and while my hair smells funny I feel like such a good boy.
January 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I just noticed I’ve been using my dog’s shampoo for the last two days and while my hair smells funny I feel like such a good boy.
Take your age and add 5 years to it.
That is your age in 5 years
That is your age in 5 years
January 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Take your age and add 5 years to it.
That is your age in 5 years
That is your age in 5 years
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I'm giving away a legless parrot. No perches necessary.
January 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm giving away a legless parrot. No perches necessary.
My friend moved away to attend beauty school. I gave her a comb as a parting gift.
January 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My friend moved away to attend beauty school. I gave her a comb as a parting gift.
I found an amazing website that sells sausages. I’ll send you a link.
January 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I found an amazing website that sells sausages. I’ll send you a link.
I accidentally called an unmarried woman "Mrs." today, but she quickly corrected me. We had a miss understanding.
January 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I accidentally called an unmarried woman "Mrs." today, but she quickly corrected me. We had a miss understanding.
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With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
January 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
I just learned that bees are allergic to pollen. When they're exposed they develop hives!
January 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I just learned that bees are allergic to pollen. When they're exposed they develop hives!
If there’s one thing she don't need, it's another hungry little mouse to feed... in the Getto
January 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If there’s one thing she don't need, it's another hungry little mouse to feed... in the Getto
Why did the snowman sneak off to the garden? He wanted to pick his nose.
January 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Why did the snowman sneak off to the garden? He wanted to pick his nose.
I wanted to name my band The Titans of Tinnitus. I thought it had a nice ring to it.
January 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I wanted to name my band The Titans of Tinnitus. I thought it had a nice ring to it.
The two enemies of the people are criminals and government. Let us tie down the second with the chains of the constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.
- Thomas Jefferson
- Thomas Jefferson
January 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The two enemies of the people are criminals and government. Let us tie down the second with the chains of the constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.
- Thomas Jefferson
- Thomas Jefferson
Whenever I think of the 80s, I think of a boom box. That's just a stereotype.
January 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Whenever I think of the 80s, I think of a boom box. That's just a stereotype.