Skip Ashseed
@skipashseed.bsky.social
Aspiring author of SF/speculative fiction. 🇮🇱s for 🇵🇸. Card-carrying member of the Abbreviation Mafia (BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+, etc). Believe the victims. Stand with the survivors. End all wars. Smash the Patriarchy. Eat the Rich. Pet the Animals.
This in from the Office of Dond Jong Trump
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This in from the Office of Dond Jong Trump
Honestly baffles me that Dems didn't work harder to investigate and prosecute everyone from his first term in less than 4 years.
It took less time to go from our first satellite to putting a man in space than it did to build a case against the most blatantly corrupt administration in US History
It took less time to go from our first satellite to putting a man in space than it did to build a case against the most blatantly corrupt administration in US History
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Honestly baffles me that Dems didn't work harder to investigate and prosecute everyone from his first term in less than 4 years.
It took less time to go from our first satellite to putting a man in space than it did to build a case against the most blatantly corrupt administration in US History
It took less time to go from our first satellite to putting a man in space than it did to build a case against the most blatantly corrupt administration in US History
A Tale of Two Charts
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A Tale of Two Charts
Productive, like a cough.
Halfway through the term where they control a trifecta and they've done about 1/8th the work of the last split congress under Biden.
But as Johnson is fond of saying, "Don't get lost in the facts."
www.govtrack.us/congress/bil...
Halfway through the term where they control a trifecta and they've done about 1/8th the work of the last split congress under Biden.
But as Johnson is fond of saying, "Don't get lost in the facts."
www.govtrack.us/congress/bil...
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Productive, like a cough.
Halfway through the term where they control a trifecta and they've done about 1/8th the work of the last split congress under Biden.
But as Johnson is fond of saying, "Don't get lost in the facts."
www.govtrack.us/congress/bil...
Halfway through the term where they control a trifecta and they've done about 1/8th the work of the last split congress under Biden.
But as Johnson is fond of saying, "Don't get lost in the facts."
www.govtrack.us/congress/bil...
great job @cnn.com. You reported every word that Andy Jassy said, none of which had any actual meaning.
They laid off thousands of employees b/c of the "culture" of having "too many layers" that "weakened the ownership" of the people doing "actual work" & stay "nimble"
www.cnn.com/2025/10/30/t...
They laid off thousands of employees b/c of the "culture" of having "too many layers" that "weakened the ownership" of the people doing "actual work" & stay "nimble"
www.cnn.com/2025/10/30/t...
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
great job @cnn.com. You reported every word that Andy Jassy said, none of which had any actual meaning.
They laid off thousands of employees b/c of the "culture" of having "too many layers" that "weakened the ownership" of the people doing "actual work" & stay "nimble"
www.cnn.com/2025/10/30/t...
They laid off thousands of employees b/c of the "culture" of having "too many layers" that "weakened the ownership" of the people doing "actual work" & stay "nimble"
www.cnn.com/2025/10/30/t...
So, this asshole is basically responsible for One Enormous Disgusting Billionaire Tax-Gift, and the current government shutdown.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
So, this asshole is basically responsible for One Enormous Disgusting Billionaire Tax-Gift, and the current government shutdown.
So, the Hatch Act is less a law, not so much a guideline, more like a comedy sketch?
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
So, the Hatch Act is less a law, not so much a guideline, more like a comedy sketch?
Cheetoh's decision to suddenly push forward with rebuilding the White House after the largest single-day protest in US history makes sense now. Has anyone seen the blueprints to check if they're putting a new bunker underneath?
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Cheetoh's decision to suddenly push forward with rebuilding the White House after the largest single-day protest in US history makes sense now. Has anyone seen the blueprints to check if they're putting a new bunker underneath?
If there's one thing fifty years of science fiction and fantasy has taught me, it's that the horde of masked soldiers attacking civilians are never, ever the good guys.
October 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If there's one thing fifty years of science fiction and fantasy has taught me, it's that the horde of masked soldiers attacking civilians are never, ever the good guys.
*cries in Khashoggi*
October 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*cries in Khashoggi*
It's not hypocrisy. It's a power play. It's how they show that they are above the law
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's not hypocrisy. It's a power play. It's how they show that they are above the law
Just so we're clear, this is about where Trump ordered a boat destroyed in international waters, killing 11 people. There is no proof they were bringing drugs or anything at all to the USA. They were killed for being who they were and where they were from.
THIS. WAS. POLITICAL. VIOLENCE.
THIS. WAS. POLITICAL. VIOLENCE.
September 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just so we're clear, this is about where Trump ordered a boat destroyed in international waters, killing 11 people. There is no proof they were bringing drugs or anything at all to the USA. They were killed for being who they were and where they were from.
THIS. WAS. POLITICAL. VIOLENCE.
THIS. WAS. POLITICAL. VIOLENCE.
Also, feel free to lead your class in prayer to your Lord Satan every morning.
September 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Also, feel free to lead your class in prayer to your Lord Satan every morning.
Alright kids, now's the time to join the @the-satanic-temple.bsky.social and push back on any book you have to read in school that has any mention of Jesus or the Bible.
September 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Alright kids, now's the time to join the @the-satanic-temple.bsky.social and push back on any book you have to read in school that has any mention of Jesus or the Bible.
Oddly, both parties are telling the truth here.
August 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Oddly, both parties are telling the truth here.
August 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
