Tyler J. Skluzacek
skluzacek.bsky.social
Tyler J. Skluzacek
@skluzacek.bsky.social
Computer Scientist, Instructor, Dad.

ORNL and Trinity Christian College via UChicago and Macalester.

#skol
Happy Thanksgiving! Today, “bird” *is* the word.

(turkey credit: Lauren)
November 29, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Doing my part to bring a little holiday spirit into the work Teams chat 🎄
November 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Wheels down in Chicago, marking the end of #SC24 for me. Can’t wait for #SC25!

P.S. Weka threw the best party featuring Jimmy Eat World 🎸
November 22, 2024 at 3:12 AM
When the College Football Hall of Fame staff said EVERY college football team had its helmet on the wall, I was determined to find @macalestercollege.bsky.social

Check 😎
#SC24
November 21, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Big news at #SC24: El Capitan (LLNL) overtakes Frontier (ORNL) for top spot in the HPC Top500.
November 18, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Celebrating the little things!
November 22, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Live action shot before the crowd rolled in!
November 22, 2024 at 9:52 AM
By special request, I broke out the fiddle at the virtual #GlobusWorld social hour.

Many fans of research data management and strings!
November 22, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Twas the first 10 seconds of the #GlobusWorld keynote... and my local Xfinity crashes.
November 22, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Last week I sat down with @alieward to discuss research, patents, product development, and the @NightWareDevice on @CBSInnovationTV.

Look for the interview on CBS this Fall! 🍂
November 22, 2024 at 9:52 AM
"Apologies for my tardy reply, I accidentally 'left' my laptop at the bottom of Lake Michigan"
November 22, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Apparently my @IEEEorg account was hacked and someone ordered an "Introduction to Penetration Testing" course using my credit card?

The irony isn't lost on me, hacker person.
November 22, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Today in a live coding example (they code verbally, I type in the editor), my students somehow could recite pi to far more places than reasonable machine precision.

WHY IS THIS COMMON KNOWLEDGE?
November 22, 2024 at 10:05 AM
High schooler applying to UChicago CDAC summer lab: "When I look at lines of code, I don’t just see words and variables and algorithms, I see the lives it will potentially improve, the time it will potentially save, or the smiles it will potentially put on people’s faces."

Me:
November 22, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Great Doctoral Symposium Keynote @Middleware2019! @AlyssonBessani provides a unique perspective on the perks and duties of becoming a professor.
November 22, 2024 at 10:11 AM
"You think you're running an airport, but you're actually running a software company that has some planes" @martinomander from Google giving a fun talk at #wosc5
November 22, 2024 at 10:11 AM
If you're at #wosc5/@middleware2019 at UC Davis today, you should come check out my talk this afternoon!

"Serverless Workflows for Indexing Large Scientific Data"

Come see how we can make sense of millions of scientific 'final_final_draft.pdf' and 'asdf111.jpg' files
November 22, 2024 at 10:11 AM
#SC19 is even there for me while setting my fantasy lineups. #HPCIsNow
November 22, 2024 at 10:11 AM
"When Technology Kills" -- exciting #SC19Plenary panel
November 22, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Barely caught the end of the Vikings-Broncos game on the BIG, mostly-assembled @Intel screen at #SC19. I was certainly happier than the locals. #SKOL
November 22, 2024 at 10:17 AM
At the Deep Learning on Supercomputers Workshop at #SC19. Right now: exciting keynote about Japan's upcoming Fugaku Supercomputer and HPC->AI convergence from @ProfMatsuoka. #HPCIsNow https://x.com/tjskluz/status/1196110383653834752/photo/1
November 22, 2024 at 10:17 AM
@Target I just stopped by and they're still on the shelf in Hyde Park, Chicago on 53rd street 🤢
November 22, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I bought myself a snack (Snoballs) at @Target, ate 2 of them, realized they're stale as heck, and got an upset stomach... And then realized they expired 6 months ago (purchased off the shelf yesterday). C'mon Target.
November 22, 2024 at 10:24 AM
I'm 99.999% sure I also Googled this at least once as a curious child. #dejavu #python
November 22, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Me trying to fall asleep knowing darn well that all of my unittests will STILL be failing when I wake up.
November 22, 2024 at 10:24 AM